First off, how come every god damn time I turn on the news I'm always hearing about how somebody got killed/maimed/raped/beaten to a bloody pulp? Like I want to constanty hear that shit. I'm tired of it move the fuck on!!!
Second, why is it when they go to commercial breaks do they to make it sound like that if I don't, "stay tuned to NBC 10...", I'll miss some really important news that might ruin my shit completely if I don't hear it?
Yea being that all you fuckers report about is killings/muggings/rapes/beatings or how the apocalyspe is coming this weekend in the form rain/sleet/snow/killer frost/terroism/bioterroism/school shootings (depending on what time of the year it is) or how I'm going to get fucked in the ass by a local or multinational business. Why in all hell would I stay tuned for it? I'm tired of hearing this bull shit. Half of it I seriously think is made up but I'll get to that in a second....
Third, is this the war on terror or is it just some marketing ploy to keep people buying shit they don't need. I think it's the latter. I mean the networks are making a killing in advetising fees becuase dumb fucks "stay tuned..." to the dumb ass fucking news. Check out this wretched link to see what i mean. A whole god damn page.... wow amazing all about shit that really doesn't matter worth two piles of shit to me.
Fox News pisses me off the worst. Becuase they try to come off as "fair and balanced" even when everybody and their mother's brother's sister's cousin's fucking dog knows they suck both george bush's and rush limbaugh's cock. (assuming bush knows where his is that fucking moron). That and Bill O'reilly.... I am not even going to go into it. In fact, just read this page because I absolutlely agree with what he has to say about him and a lot of things.
Annnnd.... here's the forecast for today dipshits
