ANGST
nine.wav
About a nine on the tension scale, Rube.
crapfest.wav
Once again, something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant
crapfest.
agree.wav
Right now I don't feel too agreeable.
strife.wav 
But sometimes a little strife can lead to a major catastrophe.
doomed.wav
I'm doomed.
actofgod.wav
These acts of god really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
yourcase.wav
Judging from my little experience last night, I do think there's
such a thing as fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
Especially in your case.
figures.wav
Figures.
irony.wav
Talk about irony.
pissoff.wav
Now this really pisses me off to no end.
deed.wav
You know what they say: no good deed goes unpunished!
gooddeed.wav
Just goes to prove what I've been telling you all along: no good deed
goes unpunished.
getused2.wav
Get used to disappointment.
realist.wav
I'm a realist.
intoler.wav
This is intolerable!
horrible.wav
It's horrible!
likethis.wav
I don't want to live like this anymore!
whyami.wav
Why am I doing this?
jobdo.wav
Isn't there anything job related you should be doing?
tantrum.wav
A mass tantrum by a group of spoiled children who in their whole lives
have never been told no.
getworsewav
It's going to get worse before it gets better.
noescape.wav
There is no escape.
strategy.wav
If you're trying to convince me that life is worth living, this is not a
good strategy!
day2day.wav
How do you mortals get from day to day!
luck.wav
Of course! That's the way our luck runs!
annoying.wav
This is gettin annoying!
troubled.wav
I am troubled.
troubles.wav
It troubles me.
meaning.wav
She's there looking for meaning - think you can give it to her?
compete.wav
How do you compete with an over achiever like that!
lost.wav
It was impossible to find a man lost in the labyrinth of his own soul!
thishour.wav
Ahh, who does that at this hour!
everyday.wav
Did you hear that? It's just described every day of our lives.
eek.wav
Terrified scream
dejavu.wav
No thanks. Been there, done that; deja vu just isn't what it used to be.
bodewell.wav
This does not bode well.
towait.wav
You mean we have to wait!
helpme.wav
Help me!
hire.wav
Ah, can't we hire someone to do this kind of thing?
signon.wav
You know, I didn't sign on for this shit!
engineer.wav
God help us, we're in the hands of engineers!
ohgod.wav
Oh god; it can't be!
onemore.wav
One more anal-probing gyro pyro levitating ecoplasm alien anti-matter story
and I'm gonna take out my gun and shoot somebody.
trained.wav
I wasn't trained for this!
stressed.wav
I'm warning you, I'm seriously stressed out here!
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