The Ultimate Quote Page
Note to readers: these quotes are not from movies.  Oh no...these are from my friends and a couple of my teachers.  They both said some strange things in our classes.  Thanks to my friend Paul, who wrote down the quotes from one of the teachers, I can now share with the world the hilarity of our teachers and some other random quotes said by my friends.
The Teacher Files
"I'm as serious as this can."
"That word reeks of S.A.T."
"I don't think she was evil, she was just...evil." -On Marie Antoinette
"It's like math: you have to know your ABC's."
"They're thinking of making Puerto Rico the 52nd state."
Random Friend Quotes
"The Globe Theater...is that where they got the idea for Universal Studios?"  -Beau

"Let's go to Wendy's." -Ben

"If I want to have a close relationship with my daughter, I better get pregnant now."  -Anonymous Friend (referring to the Gilmore Girls mother/daughter relationship)

"I'm going to hold on to the fry for a while." -Diana

"I can poke my head through this hole." -Ben

"My legs look like a polo shirt." -Diana

"These pages are paper..." -Anonymous Person

"My southern accent is sexy...all of my family members like it." -Ben

"People like you need their own blood type." -Paul

MORE TO COME AS SOON AS MY FRIENDS SAY SOMETHING FUNNY...
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