Pilot part 1

Sayid: You'd think they would've come by now.
Charlie: What? Who?
Sayid: Anyone.

Claire: *it's raining and the trees start moving* Did anybody see that?

Charlie: *something happening in the forrest* Terrific.

Jack: *about the turbulence* It's normal.
Rose: Oh, I know, I just never been a really good flyer. My husband keeps reminding me that planes wanna be in the air.
Jack: He sounds like a very smart man.

*Boone joins Shannon and offers her candy*
Shannen: As if I'm gonna start eating chocolate.
Boone: Shannon, we may be be here for a while.
Shannen: The plane had a black box, idiot. They know exactly where we are. They're coming. I'll eat on the rescue boat!

Jack: Excuse me? Did you ever use a needle?
Kate: *shaken* What?
Jack: Did you ever patch a pair of jeans?
Kate: I... I made the drapes in my apartment.
Jack: That's fantastic. Listen. Do you have a second? I could use a little help here.
Kate: Help with what?
Jack: With this. Look, I'd do it myself, I'm a doctor, but I just can't reach it-
Kate: You want me to sow that up?!
Jack: It's just like the drapes-
Kate: No, with the drapes, I used a sowing machine.
Jack: No, you can do this. I'm telling you. If you wouldn't mind.
Kate: Of course I will.
Jack: Thank you. *hands her a miniature bottle of alcohol* It's for your hands. And save me some. For the... for the wound.
Kate: *indicates toward the sowing kit* Any color preference?
Jack: Eh. Standard black. *pours some of the alcohol on his wound and winces.*

Kate: I might throw up on you.
Jack: You're doing fine.
Kate: You don't seem afraid at all. I don't understand that.
Jack: Well... Fear's sort of an odd thing. When I was in residency my… first solo procedure was a spinal surgery on a sixteen-year-old kid. A girl. And at the end after... thirteen hours I was closing her up and I... I accidentally ripped her dural sac. Shredded the base of the spine where all her nerves come together. Membrane as thin as tissue and... So it ripped open. Nerves just spilled out of her like angel hair pasta, spinal fluid flowing out of her and I... The terror was just so... crazy. So real. And I knew I had to deal with it. So I just made a choice. I'd let the fear in. Let it take over, let it do its thing. But only for five seconds, that's all I was gonna give it. So I started to count. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. And it was gone. I went back to work, sowed her up, and she was fine.
Kate: If that'd been me, I would have run for the door.
Jack: No, I don't think that's true. You're not running now.

Jack: We must have been about forty thousand feet when it happened. Hit an air pocket. Dropped. Maybe... two-hundred feet? The turbulence was... I blacked out.
Kate: I didn't. I saw the whole thing. I knew that the tail was gone, but I couldn't bring myself to look back. And then the... the front of the plane broke off.

Pilot part 2

Charlie: That�s French! The French are coming! I�ve never been so happy to see the French!

Shannon: I�ve just been through a trauma here!
Boone: We�ve all been through a trauma! The only difference is that you�ve given yourself a pedicure!

Claire: Is that your boyfriend?
Shannon: My brother. Boone. God�s friggen gift to humanity.

Kate: *about the gun* Where did that come from?
Sawyer: *about the Polar Bear* Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?!
Kate: Not the bear, the gun.
Sawyer: I got it off one of the bodies. I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what, I just shot a bear!

Hurley: You sure he's out?
Jack: He's out.
Hurley: How do you know he won't wake up when you yank that thing out?
Jack: I don't.
Hurley: Hey guy you awake? Yo! There's a rescue plane, we're saved. Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! Yeah, he's out.

Hurley: Uh, I'm not so good around blood.
Jack: Then don't look.
Hurley: Yeah...but...I'm not so good around blood... *passes out*

Hurley: How do you know how to do all that?
Sayid: I was a military communications officer.
Hurley: Oh yeah? You ever see battle?
Sayid: I fought in the Gulf War.
Hurley: No way! I got a buddy who fought over there. He was in the Hundred and Fifth Airborne. What were you, Air Force? Army?
Sayid: The Republican Guard.

Charlie: Anything?
Jack: You keep asking if there's "anything."
Charlie: Pardon me for appearing desperate, but before the pilot was RIPPED FROM THE COCKPIT, he did say that no one's going to find us unless we get that transceiver working. So... is there anything?

Boone: Do you think that's what killed the pilot?
Charlie: No, that's a tiny, teenie version compared to that.

Kate: Does anyone know how to use a gun?
Charlie: I think you just pull the trigger.
Sayid: Don't use the gun.
Kate: I wanna take it apart.
Charlie: Oh.
Sayid: Does anyone speak French?
Boone: *motions towards his sister* She does.
Shannon: No, I don't! What?
Boone: What the hell are you talking about? You spent a year in Paris!
Shannon: DRINKING, not studying!

Charlie: Guys, where are we?

Tabula rasa

Jack: Three days ago we all died. We should all be able to start over.

Marshal to Jack: Listen to me. No matter what she does, no matter how she makes you feel, just don't... trust a word that she says. She will do anything to get away.

Charlie: So your husband, was he on the flight?
Claire: Oh no, I'm not married.
Charlie: Oh.
Claire: I know, how modern of me.
Charlie: Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.

Sawyer: So what is it about that guy? Jack. What is it about him that makes you all... weak in the loins.
Kate: Do you try to be a pig or does it come natural to you?
Sawyer: It's that he's a doctor, right? Yeah, ladies dig the doctors. Hell, give me a couple of band-aids, a bottle of peroxide, I could run this island too.
Kate: You're actually comparing yourself to Jack.

Walkabout

Rose: My husband's not dead.
Jack: Everyone in the tail end of the plane is gone. They all died.
Rose: They're probably thinking the same thing about us.

Jack to Locke: You either have very good aim or... very bad aim.

Locke: This is my destiny! Don't tell me what I can't do!

Shannon: The ocean's full of fish.
Boone: Hate to break it to you...the ocean's not gonna take your gold card.

*bores in the plane*
Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.

Kate: You all right?
Claire: Yeah... it's just the heat. And I'm pregnant.

White Rabbit

Sayid: We know you gave two bottles to the Koreans.
Sawyer: I don't give nothing to nobody.
Kate: It's not here.
Sawyer: I traded Mr. Miyagi the last of my water for a fish he caught. We worked it out caveman-style.
Kate: You gave him your last two bottles?
Sawyer: Water has no value, Freckles. It's gonna rain sooner or later. And hell, I'm an optimist.

Jack: Leave him alone. It's been 6 days and we're all still waiting. Waiting for someone to come. But what if they don't? We have to stop waiting. We need to start figuring things out. A woman died this morning just going for a swim and he tried to save her, and now you're about to crucify him? We can't do this. Everyman for himself is not going to work. It's time to start organizing. We need to figure out how we're going to survive here. Now, I found water. Fresh water, up in the valley. I'll take a group in at first light. If you don't want to go come then find another way to contribute. Last week most of us were strangers, but we're all here now. And god knows how long we're going to be here. But if we can't live together, we're going to die alone.

Locke: But I've looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw... was beautiful.

Claire: Thanks, Charlie.
Charlie: For what?
Claire: People don't seem to look me in the eye here. I think I scare them. The baby, it's like I'm this time bomb of responsibility just waiting to go off.
Charlie: You don't scare me.

Sawyer: Seeing as you're the new sheriff in town, you might as well make it official. *tosses Kate the badge*

Sawyer: You're in my light, sticks.
Shannon: Light sticks, what the hell is that?

House of the Rising Sun

Locke: Just pull yourself together, son.
Charlie: It wouldn't be "an irrational fear of bees" if I could "pull myself together," now, would it?!

Michael: You speak English?
Sun: Yes.
Michael: What... you speak English? Why didn't you say anything?
Sun: My husband doesn't know.
Michael: Why would you learn English and not tell your husband?
Sun: He has a bad temper.

Charlie: You two run away fantastically. I'm glad my diversion spared you. I was only stung several hundred times.

The Moth

Locke: What do you suppose is in that cocoon, Charlie?
Charlie: I don't know, a-a butterfly, I guess?
Locke: No, it's much more beautiful than that. That's a moth cocoon. It's ironic butterflies get all the attention, but moths spin silk. They're stronger, they're faster--
Charlie: That's wonderful, but--
Locke: You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling, it's digging its way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it: take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free. But it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it.

Charlie: Bless me Father for I have sinned, my last confession was two weeks ago.
Priest: Go on.
Charlie: Last night, I had... physical relations with a girl I didn't even know.
Priest: Is that all?
Charlie: No. Then, directly after that I had... relations with a different woman.
Priest: Is that all?
Charlie: No... then I watched... as... they... had... physical relations with... each other.

Confidence Man

Sayid: We have to make Sawyer give it to us.
Jack: Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
Sayid: No, not you. Me. I served five years in the Republican Guard.
Jack: I thought you were a communications officer.
Sayid: Part of my training entailed getting the enemy to communicate. Just give me ten minutes with him. He'll give us the medicine.

Sawyer: You know, Ali, I don't think you've tortured anyone in your life.
Sayid: Unfortunately for us both, you're wrong.

Hurley: That was awesome, man. That was like...a Jedi moment.

Hurley: I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're gonna want to give me a piggyback ride, okay?

Solitary

Hurley: *he built a golf course* Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!
Jack: Hurley, you built... a golf course?
Hurley: Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!
Michael: All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... THIS is what you've been wasting your time on?
Hurley: Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!
Michael: Polar bears?
Charlie: You didn't hear about the polar bear?

Nadia: Nobody calls me Nor, Sayid. You of all people should know that. What? You don't remember me? Am I so different from the little girl in the school yard who used to push you in the mud?
Sayid: Nadia?
Nadia: And your mother would tell my mother, "Why must you pick on little Sayid?", and I'd answer, "Because he ignores me".
Sayid: You had enough attention with your family's wealth and your charm.
Nadia: Such things matter little to children.

Nadia: Oh, I know Sayid. This is not my first interrogation by the Republican Guard. This is where they burned me with acid. They pierced my hands with a drill. Would you like to see the souls of my feet? Where they flayed the skin off? These are the handiworks of your friends. The people you swear allegiance to.

Nadia: That depends on what you'd like to talk about, Sayid. Books, weather, since I've been locked in this cell for weeks, I'm afraid my conversation will suffer.

Sayid: I'm a survior of a plane crash. I found the wire on the beach. I followed it. I thought it might have something to do with... a transmission we picked up on a receiver... a recording - a mayday with a French Woman repeating on a loop for sixteen years.
Danielle: Sixteen years. Has it really been that long?

Raised by Another

Hurley: I'm just gonna lay it out straight.
Sawyer: OK, you do that.
Hurley: I heard you had the flight menifest, and I need it and want you to give it to me.
Sawyer: That so?
Hurley: Now, you could do it, you know, when you do when someone asks you for something - tell me to screw off...
Sawyer: Screw off?
Hurley: ...OR you could, just, give it to me. 'Cause dude... you could use the points.
Sawyer: Well, gosh, you do know how to butter a man up, Stay Puft.
Hurley: It's a gift.
Sawyer: The menifest is in the brown suitcase. Take it.

Hurley: So..I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I'm realizing.. who the hell are Scott and Steve?

Thomas: Okay, first of all, these tests aren't always accurate.
Claire: Thomas.
Thomas: My uncle, you know, we thought he had testicular cancer, you remember that?
Claire: He did, he's dead!
Thomas: Well, yeah, I mean, no, no. It was like a wrong, it was a bad diagnosis. But this thing, it doesn't mean for sure that you're pregnant.

Claire: Charlie, you don't know how to deliver---
Charlie: No, wait listen to me: I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I might not know what I'm doing but I'll figure it out. If I can kick drugs I can deliver a baby. *Claire looks at him.* Let me explain. I'm a drug addict. I-I was a drug addict---I'm clean now.
Claire: Get Jack!
Charlie: Right.

Jack: Well this is a first. You standing still, middle of the day doing nothing. Amazing.
Kate: I'm doing something.
Jack: Yeah, what's that?
Kate: I'm sinking. Water goes out, takes the sand with it and you sink. I used to do it with my mom when I was a kid.
Jack: Ah, new plan you're going to sink your way off of the island.

Sayid: We're not alone.

Hurley: We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them - one of them isn't - Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He wasn't on the plane.

All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

Walt: A meeting? You owe me $20,000.
Hurley: You'll get it.

Ethan to Jack: If you do not stop following me, I will kill one of them. Do you understand? No more warnings!

Boone: What do you do in the real world, Mr. Locke?
Locke: It's John.
Boone: John?
Locke: Why don't you guess?
Boone: Well, you're either a taxidermist or a hit man.
Locke: I was a regional collections supervisor for a box company.
Boone: A box company?
Locke: They made boxes.
Boone: Yeah, right.

Sawyer: Maybe he lied about his name.
Walt: It's stupid to lie about your name.

Kate to Shannon: If there is anyone on the island that your brother is safe with, it's Locke.

Whatever the Case May Be

Kate: It belonged to the man that I killed!

Jack: We're gonna do this together.
Kate: Why?
Jack: Because that's what I said we'd do.

Hearts and Mind

Charlie: How am I doing? With week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?!?
Jack: I gave you asprin for the heroin withdrawal.

Sun: I took English lessons in Korea. He doesn't know...it's complicated.
Kate: So why don't you tell him now?
Sun: I can't.
Kate: Why?
Sun: Because I love him.
Kate: I don't...
Sun: Have you ever lied to a man you loved?

Hurley to Jin: You sure you don't speak English? There's a rumor that you do. *pause* Your wife's hot!

Jack: What do you think his story is?
Charlie: Who Locke? Guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in this lunch tin. That was my first impression anyway. Then he saved my life.
Jack: Then you trust him?
Charlie: Trust him? No offense mate, but if there was one person on this island that I would out my absolute faith to save us all, it would be John Locke.

Boone: I saw her die.
Locke: How did you feel when she died?
Boone: I felt...I felt relieved.
Locke: Yes, time to let go.

Shannon: You brought the money because you're in love with me.
Boone: You show up here plastered.
Shannon: You've always been in love with me.
Boone: You've always been a self-centered little bitch, but now you're delusional.
Shannon: I've always known it.
Boone: You're sick.
Shannon: No...Boone. *they start making out*

Special

Sayid: You read her diary?
Charlie: Yes I know, I'm bloody scum.

Locke: Easy, easy, easy. You're the one that was waving the knife around. He was just trying to make sure you didn't hurt someone. Michael, I know it's been difficult to bond with your son. You know why he's formed an attachment to me? Because I treat him like an adult; you still treat him like a boy.

Michael: *leaning in to whisper in Locke's ear* If I catch you with my son again, I'll kill you.

Homecoming

Ethan: You bring her here. If you don't, I'm going to kill one of them. And then if you don't bring her back before sundown tomorrow, I'll kill another, and another, and another. One every day. And Charlie, I will kill you last.

Sawyer: So Steve drew the short straw, huh?
Hurley: Dude, that was Scott.

Jack: Do you know how to use a gun?
Sawyer: Well there's one polar bear that seems to think so.

Claire: Why would you keep me in the dark, Charlie? I'm already in the dark.

Outlaws

Jack/Christian: That's why the Red Sox will never win the damn series.

Sayid: You're not alone, Charlie. Don't pretend to be.

Hurley: Did you ever get that Gulf War syndrome?
Sayid: That was the other side.
Hurley: Oh, right. Then what's the one when you're all, like, shell-shocked?
Sayid: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Hurley: Yeah, that's it. You ever have that?
Sayid: Why do you ask?

Kate: A boar did all this?
Sawyer: Last night, wrecked my tent. This morning when I went to get my tent back it attacks me from behind and runs off into the jungle like a coward.
Kate: A boar wouldn't just attack you for no reason.
Sawyer: Thank you, boar expert. This one did. It's harassing me. Sawyer gets the gun
Kate: What are doing?
Sawyer: Getting even.
Kate: Would you listen to yourself? It's a boar. Just go tell Locke and he'll kill it.
Sawyer: Nope. This is my fight.

Sayid: What was he doing inside your tent?
Sawyer: It was staring at me. Then it came at me, so I hit it, and it ran off into the jungle.
Sayid: With your tarp? Perhaps he wanted to go camping?
Sawyer: Are you enjoying this?
Sayid: Yes.

Kate: I can get it back.
Jack: Really? How are you going to do that?
Kate: I speak his language.
Jack: We've done this before, Kate, and if I remember it right---you made out with him, and he didn't even have what you said you could get.
Kate: Well, I only made out with him because torturing him didn't work.
Jack: Let him keep the gun. It's not worth it.
Kate: Are you afraid he's going to shoot me if I ask?
Jack: I just don't want you to owe him anything.

Sawyer: Alright, sassafras, but if you want to drink, you've got to play.
Kate: Play what?
Sawyer: I never.
Kate: What?
Sawyer: I never.
Kate: How am I supposed to know what that means?
Sawyer: Call it a way to get to know each other better. For example, I know you've never been to college.
Kate: How do you know that?
Sawyer: If you had, you'd have heard of I never. It's simple, you say I never and then you finish the sentence. If it's something you did you drink, if it's something you never did, you don't drink.
Kate: That makes absolutely no sense.
Sawyer: Learn by example. I never kissed a man. Now you drink 'cause you've kissed man. Your turn.
Kate: I never implied that I've been to college when I never have. *Sawyer drinks*
Sawyer: I never been to Disneyland. *Kate doesn't drink* Ah, that's just sad.
Kate: I never wore pink. *Sawyer drinks* I knew it.
Sawyer: The '80's. I never voted democrat. *Kate doesn't drink*
Kate: I never voted. *Sawyer drinks*
Sawyer: I've never been in love.
Kate: You've never been in love?
Sawyer: I ain't drinking, am I? *Kate drinks*
Kate: I've never had a one night stand. *Sawyer drinks*
Kate: Bottoms up, sailor.
Sawyer: I've gotta drink for each one.
Kate: Your turn.
Sawyer: I've never been married. *Kate drinks a small sip*
Kate: It didn't last very long. I never blamed a boar for all my problems. *Sawyer drinks*
Sawyer: I never cared about having carte blanche because I just wanted to spend some time with the only other person on this island that just don't belong. *Kate drinks*
Kate: I never carried a letter around for 20 years because I couldn't get over my baggage. *Sawyer drinks*
Sawyer: I never killed a man. *Kate drinks. Sawyer drinks* Well, looks like we got something in common, after all.

Charlie: Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.
Hurley: Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle screaming crying. He catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.

Christian Shephard to Sawyer: You know why they call it 'down under?' Because it's closest to hell without getting burned.

...In Translation

Locke: They've attacked us, sabotaged us, abducted us, murdered us. It's time we stop worrying about each other and worrying about them. We're not the only people on this island and we all know it!

Locke: Sure, you can yell at Boone 'til you're blue in the face, but all you're doing is giving him what he want.
Shannon: Yeah what's that?
Locke: Your attention.

Sun: My husband is many things. But he is not a liar.
Sawyer: You gonna lecture us about lying, Betty? From the look on his face *pointing to Jin* even your old man here didn't know you speak English!

Charlie to Sun: You speak English?
Hurley: Didn't see that one coming.

Sayid: What was that for? *about the kiss*
Shannon: Everyone gets a new life on his island. I'd like to start now.

Numbers

Hurley to Charlie: Back home I am worth $156,000,000.

Hurley to Danielle: What? You don't know? Okay, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed off giraffe, I don't know. The fact that no one is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it because I'm along for the ride, good old fun time Hurley. Well guess what? Now, I want some friggin' answers!

Charlie to Hurley: You're not the only one with baggage you know. Do you want to know what I was doing when the plane went down? Snorting heroin, in the toilet. I was such a junkie I couldn't even take a plane trip without having a fix.

Deus Ex Machina

Jack: Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
Sawyer: What the hell has that got to do with anything?
Jack: Is that a yes?
Sawyer: *sighs* Yes
Jack: Have you ever contracted a sexually transmitted disease? *no reply from Sawyer* I'll take that as another yes......When was the last outbreak?
Sawyer: Go to hell doc!!! *walks away*
Kate: I know he deserved it but...
Jack: He needs glasses.

Jack: You've been reading a lot since we came to the island.
Sawyer: Okay, so what?
Jack: You, uh, you've got hyperopia.
Sawyer: Hyperopia? That's, uh, what is that?
Jack: You're far-sighted.

Locke talking to the hatch: I've done everything you wanted me to do. So why did you do this?! Why?!

Jack to Kate: Look, Kate, I'd like nothing more than to check the guy out and make sure he's okay, but we both know all I'm going to get for my trouble is a snappy one liner, and if I'm real lucky, a brand new nickname.

Do No Harm

Boone: *between raspy breaths* I know you made a promise. I'm letting you off the hook. Let me go, Jack.
Jack: I'm sorry.
Boone: Don't be.

Hurley to Jack: Dude, are you okay? You look goth.

Shannon: Oh, okay. Are you lost?
Sayid: No, absolutely not. Those trees look really familiar. It's this way...I think.
Shannon: Did you just say 'I think'?

Jack: Boone didn't die, he was murdered.
Kate: Where are you going?
Jack: To find John Locke.

The Greater Good

Sayid: I didn't know Boone very well, and for that I am sorry. On our sixth day here a woman named Joanna died. She drowned. And Boone was the first one into the water. I didn't know him, but I remember his courage. And I know he will be missed.

Shannon: You asked if you could do anything for me.
Sayid: Anything.
Shannon: John Locke killed my brother. Would you do something about that?

Kate: I crushed up some sleeping pills and put them in your juice.
Jack: You drugged me?
Kate: Yeah.

Charlie: You get some rest, and I'll take care of Turniphead.
Claire: Turniphead?
Charlie: Yeah, it's what I'm calling him until you name him. His head looks like a turnip.

Charlie singing to Aaron: The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the spout, down came the rain and drowned the spider out...
Hurley: Dude, it's washed... washed the spider out. Unless it's some kind of British version?

Born to Run

Locke: Why would Kate poison Michael?
Hurley: Well, you know, the whole fugitive thing. *Jack looks at Hurley* He doesn't know? *Jack shakes his head* Well how am I supposed to keep straight who knows what around here? I mean, Steve didn't even know about the polar bear.

Kate: Why is it so important for you to be on that raft?
Sawyer: 'Cuz there ain't anything on this island worth staying for.

Walt: Don't open it. Don't open that thing.
Locke: What thing? What are you...
Walt: Just don't open it!

Sawyer: Don't worry pudding, your secret safe with me. But just so you know... no way in hell you're getting my spot on that raft.
Kate: Hey, Sawyer. I want your spot... I'll get your spot.

Exodus 1

Hurley: Whoever named this place Dark Territory.... genius.

Michael: You singing Bob Marley?
Sawyer: No. Why? You like Bob Marley?
Michael: Man, who doesn't like Bob Marley?

Ana-Lucia: Your dad died.
Jack: I thought you didn't hear what I was yelling about.
Ana-Lucia: I was being polite.

Hurley: So, Arnzt.
Arzt: Arzt.
Hurley: Yeah, Arnzt. Your name's hard to pronounce.
Arzt: Well, I know a bunch of ninth graders who have no trouble saying it.
Hurley: Fine. I'll just call you by your first name. I know it from the passenger manifest.
Arzt: No.
Hurley: Why not? I think Leslie's a bitchin' name.
Arzt: Call me Arnzt.

Danielle: You have three choices: run, hide or die.

Exodus 2

Sun: Do you think all this...all we've been through...do you think we're being punished?
Shannon: Punished for what?
Sun: Things we did before...the secrets we kept, the lies we told.
Shannon: Who do you think is punishing us?
Sun: Fate.
Claire: No one's punishing us. There's no such thing as fate.

Walt: Those are all the messages everybody wrote.
Sawyer: Sure are.
Walt: They're private.
Sawyer: Yup. I for one never knew how much Tracey missed her hubby and two kids back in Fresno. Yet she's sleeping next to good ol' Scott to keep her warm at night.
Walt: That's Steve. Scott's dead.
Sawyer: Whatever.

Man on motorboat to Michael: Well, ain't that somethin'. Only the thing is, we're gonna have to take the boy.

Hurley: You have some Arzt on you.

Sawyer: Who the hell is Hugo and how did he get $160 million to leave to his mama?!?

Hurley: How exactly does something like this happen?
Danielle: Are you on the same island as I am?

Season 2