Spaghetti Warehouse
more Friday's
currently that's T.G.I. Friday's
I didn't get tonight's itinerary. I didn't realize Quiet Time was at 4:47. -Redd
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff. -Eric
Phillips: You know you ain't reading GQ because those men are good-looking and you are ugly...
French: Whatever. I am fine. Fiiine.
beer in muh face
salad in muh face -Keisha and Madison
Art: Tim, what are you doing on TV (when Jerry Springer was on)?
Madison: He's sleeping with his sister. What did you think?
Keisha: We're so stoned we're gonna have abs of steel tomorrow.
Sam: No wonder hippies are so skinny.
Sam: All our shirts come from Target.
Holly: But [my tag] says TGIF.
Sam: Yeah. It stands for Target Good is Fun.
Holly: Is that what the means?
Keisha: Has anyone ever OD'd on pot?
Sam: No. No one has ever died.
Keisha: Shoo. Someone roll another joint.
Tim: What level are we on?
Redd: We're in between lingerie and men's casual.
... (a few minutes later)...
Sam: Are we at Sears?
You could tell her God just took a shit and that's why it's dark and she would believe it. -Keisha
This gut feeling I have, way down in the cooter pap area. -Keisha
Have you been to the cha-cha doctor? -Stefanie
We're Kegeling! -Keisha
Did you know that I threw up on my dentist once? I had the towel on. It's all good. -Stefanie
Take that cocky Caucasian home! -Stefanie
Cartia: Chris, can I get a ramekin of sour cream?
Moon: No, but here's a ramekin of shut the hell up (as he throws an empty one at her).
If he had hit me on the forehead with his penis, I would have said, "Let's go. Do it again!" -Stefanie
That is not a zippermark. Turn the lights on and examine it. -Stefanie
me: I'm reading a book called Lamb.
Tim: Baaa!
Sunny: We're not talking about your girlfriend, Tim.
You guys shave your cha-chas? I let that shit grow on my legs. -Stefanie
My Venus does wonders down there. -Stefanie
I can buy a ho. I just can't pay my rent. -Tim
You must be outside your mind. -Miles, imitating Chris Phillips
Sam: Do you know how many grams of fat is in the cheesecake?
Holly: Twenty-five dollars?
Excuse me, are you fine and do you want to go to IHOP? -Ashley
She'll get the job done and probably with all your friends too! -Stefanie
Your twat is burning and it is on fire. -Keisha
EW! It's small babies! -Nauzi, about sperm
I got grandma. And a vibrator. It's purple. Get the fuck out. -Stefanie
You want to suck my lemon? -Chris Moon
I anti-Viagra-ed you. -Adam
Jody: Your name is Steve.
Rida: No, it's Eric.
Jody: Shut up. You're Steve.
Are you calling me Miss Skinny Piggy? -Samantha
I have got the biggest chewy today. This shit won't stay out of my ass. -Miles