Jody: Ashley's got something you can eat.
Moon: If a table wants poop on a stick we'll do our best to get it to them.
Jody: Deee-licious....Ma'am, it's gonna be at least 25 minutes on that entree.
...a poop kabob... I think we need a dehyrator.To serve poop jerky. Mmmm teryaki. -Moon, elaborating on the poop on a stick idea
Are you calling me Miss Skinny Piggy? -Samantha
If she doesn't finish her stuff, I'm going to rip off her head and shit down her neck. -Moon
Why didn't you call me? Not big enough for you? -Stephen
Why are we listening to Jock Jams 1996? -Meg
Phillips: Say something!
me: Red Goose Shoes.
Phillips: Hmmm.... interesting.
Nauzi: I want to be pregnant with the overalls and the pigtails and the Keds.
Miles: Keds? Well, we all have dreams.
Tanika, for $19.99, I can be your daddy too. I take checks. You can pay in installments. -Jody
Spanky McButterpants -Jody
Who are those bologna sandwiches out in the parking lot? -Jody
You're a five-star general in the Friday's army. -Shawn
Have you ever been to Mexico, Juanita? -Sunny
Chris Blue Eyes Moon Beam Williams -Moon's new name, according to Jody
me: Why don't we discriminate based on race?
Jody: Okay. That sounds fun. That's one of my favorite things to do.