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| Page Two of my favorite quotes. |
| Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself. -Peter da Silva The world is my lobster. -Henry J. Tillman I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. -Herb Caen You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -Olin Miller I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on a disk somewhere. -unknown Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? -Artemus Ward Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! -Tammy Smothers The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth. -Charles Luckman Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. -unknown If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. -Abraham Lincoln A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. -Doug Larson Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. -John M. Ford A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. -William S. Burroughs To err is human-and to blame it on a computer is even more so. -Robert Orben People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. -Ogden Nash I never forget a face, but, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception. -Groucho Marx Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking. -H.L. Mencken I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. -Graffito If there is anything a nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. -Bill Vaughan Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. -unknown Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein |
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