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| Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. -William Dement When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. -Clarence Darrow What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes! -Georg Christoph Lichtenberg The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes I used to wake up at 4 am and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. -James Thurber How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? -Charles De Gaulle The computer is a moron. -Peter Drucker Never fight an inanimate object. -P.J. O'Rourke That you may retain you self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong. -William J.H Boetcker Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. -Andy Rooney How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children. -Lewis B. Frumkes, book title 1983 Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. -Kurt Vonnegut My Karma ran over your dogma. -unknown I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel, and incompetent comes rather naturally to me. -John Cleese It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. -Issac Asimov Ninety percent of everything is crap. -Theodore Sturgeon Under certain circumstanses. profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -Mark Twain If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music....and aviation. -Tom Stoppard Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. -Eric Sevareid You can tell alot about a fellows character by his way of eating jellybeans. -Ronald Reagan The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. -Joe Ancis When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. -Hermann Hess |
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