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Hey Hey!! I am Matt and this is my lame-ass website that has nothing useful on it. So if you're looking for content, look elsewhere cuz you ain't gonna find none of that crap here. Anyways, here's how it works, The kind of stuff that will eventually be on this site have to do with a few things. So, if you are in to BMWs, muscle cars, guitars/rock music, and some other stuff then you might actually find some entertainment here on this site. ok, enough talking, on with the show! wee!! |
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Contrary to popular belief, this (right) is NOT a real car. This, in reality is just a lawnmower with some funny plastic on it. As general rule of thumb, anything that makes fart noises when it "drives" by, can't be considered an automobile. And it sure as hell can't be called a RACING automobile. |
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This (above) on the other hand, IS a car. This is a '69 Yenko Camaro with a 427ci V-8. Notice the lack of fruity tail-wings or plastic stuff. As for being fast, I would say that 0-135 mph in 9.97 seconds is pretty fast. Lets see a naturally aspirated civic do that. Another note: the BACK wheels are smoking. Front wheel drive is WRONG. Any good car is pushed around by its rear wheels. |
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Alright, lets get something straight here. More than a few people have demonstrated a rather odd sense of reality when it comes to what is "ugly" and what isn't. Let me enlighten you. Below, as you can see, I've compiled a very short list of "ugly" cars and "not-so-ugly" cars. Granted, this is based entirely on my opinion but i happen to think my opinion is right. |
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BMW Z4 |
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Honda Element |
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When i get around to it, there will be an entire pagte devoted to what is ugly and what isn't. Until then, this is all you get. |
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Pontiac Aztek |
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