16th May '04 LEAGUE MATCH/Q's Testimonial (A) Vs PLUMSTEAD ENGINEERS
On a hot Sunday morning, this game was between 2 sides playing for nothing on the last
day of the season.
Perhaps pride was at stake, but it was nice having the pressure off & most of us enjoyed
the game more than anything.
In a hard fort(sp?) 1st half, both teams played some decent football & created chances &
efforts on goal, some of which were saved, some just wide but it was us who managed to
hit the net with a goal from Rob which gave us the advantage going into the 2nd half.
Uphill in the 2nd half didnt bode well for us & I think most games we'd have prefered if
the games only lasted 45mins!
In what sadly was to be Q's last ever competitive Morley game, he pulled off a superb last
match, tackling well, running about & even nearly getting on the scoresheet which would have
wrapped up his Morley career nicely, but as it seems, after his substitution it went literally
went downhill from there (so that means Q was possibly holding us together this match then,
right?!), Plumstead strikers broke thru a few times & in half a dozen one on ones, managed to
put 3 in the net. Dan put 1 of his 3 clear chances away to pull the score back to 2-2 earlier
in the half.
So to wrap up this match & perhaps our season, you could say it came down to missed chances
really, we'd created so many over the weeks for all of us but we never always took them &
made the most of what we had at our feet (or hands!), so in all fairness, the new look Morley
side consisting of so many new players were merely learning how eachother plays, trail &
error basically, so in theory next year SHOULD be better & I'd like to be optimistic & say
yes it will be, so roll on Season 04-05, but not too soon, I have injuries to overcome of
course!
Enjoy your Summer, guys.
2-3
Team: Ian, Chris, Alex, Garry, Matt, Stew, Q, Cowley, Russ, Rob,
Jon
Rich, Darren, Dan
9th May '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs TLR SPORTS
Today was a fine example of a 'Referee' ruining a game & turning it against us, that includes
having the privelege of 2 official linesmen who were equaly as bad. You'd think that having
3 Officials that maybe 1 might be half decent but no, a Ref who doesnt know how to apply the
laws of the game, the tubby lino who doesnt know his left from his right & the ginger lino
who gives offside for everythig except the blatent ones!
Oh well, anyway, a good 1st half in which we defended (& saved) well & took full advantage of
the few opportunities that came our way, neatly going 2-0 up with a fine goal from Dan & Rob
capitalising on a mistake from their centre back heading it over their keeper into his
path.
Come the 2nd half, we were comfortable holding most of their attacking play out but lacked
bettering ourselves to put the game beyond TLR.
Enter the ref, who must have had enough of my 'coming of form' & decided every thing I was
going to do would be an offence. Firstly wrongly giving a handball outside the area when I
released the ball early enough every time. Secondly giving a freekick against me for holding
on to the ball for more than 6seconds, clearly neither his watch or brain correctly counting
for that long & Thirdly, giving them a freekick for supposedly picking up the ball & kicking
it out when he'd given a freekick, funny that as the ball never stopped when I gathered &
quickly booted it out, I really thought advantage was meant to be played to us after the
opposition has offended by being offside, apparently not according to Mr J.Oakes who only
needs an 'A' taken out of his name to describe his God awful performance.
TLR scored from one of these shoddy descisions, giving them the lift they needed & damaged our
spirit & belief we had to actually get a result from the game, totally shifting the balance of
play.
2 more came from goalmouth scrambles (Dan being in the wrong goalmouth at the time) & their
final goal came from a clear offside not given by the ginger lino(see Match Report Vs London
Albion for his performance as a ref), just added insult to injury.
Dan had his dig at me during the game, for those who didnt hear, he said "Are to trying to
ruin every game for us this season, Ian?" this was after the Ref made his abysmal descisions
against me, one of which nearly cost Stewart a card because of his appeal, in which Stewart was
right, the ref was SO wrong he couldnt even pluck up the courage to book him.
So, for the negative comments from a player who when takes to the pitch, the mix of adrenaline
makes him, verbally, the thickest person I know, I'd like to say, probably on behalf of the
team, please dont say a word on the pitch unless its constructive critisism, at the end of the
day it doesnt help team spirit & gets peoples backs up. Put your anger & frustration into
tackling & working harder & make it benefit the team instead of hinder it.
Last game next week against Plumstead Engineers who have already won the league, lets try & bow
out with a win & make ourselves proud of what we have achieved this season because it hasnt
really been all that bad. Hold your heads up high guys & lets look to next season which will
be even better, I promise.
By Ian
P.S. A big thank you to Garry for his support over the season, its been greatly received mate
2-4
Team: Ian, Chris, Alex, Garry, Matt, Stew, Dan, Cowley, Mike, Rob,
Jon
Rich
25th April '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs ROYSTON
I'm not quite sure what it is about us that we have to go 2-0 down to start playing football?
Either way, defence will blame attack & attack will blame defence for conceeding in the opening
30 seconds! As we won, it doesnt really matter now anyway.
1st goal of our came from Russ which enevitably prompted the comeback, within minutes Mike hit
a shot which looked like it was well over but dropped last second to decieve all of us, 2-2.
A Russ corner from the left went straight in, to be honest, their keeper was very unsure of
well, everything. Rob fired in a 4th neatly notching up his goal tally for the season & a
corner from the right was high enough for a towering Cowley to nod home.
All this in the 1st half! A great come-back leaving the opposition with no hope as the teams
take their breaks.
2nd half was pretty dominant from us, controlling most areas but not really stepping up the
play to hit the back of their net a few times more.
An inspired substitution brought on an inventive & eager Jon who created chances, played well
off & on the ball & nearly got a couple himself. It was good to see Rob on the left battling
hard & making chances, something he does regularly on Thurs & was good to see for Morley.
Our 6th & final goal came from Dan, tapping in a Jon pass neatly in the bottom corner of their
goal.
A beautiful day, a nice little win, eventually!
By Ian
6-3
Team: Darren, Chris, Alex, Rich, Matt, Paddy, Dan, Cowley, Mike, Rob,
Russ
Jon, Q
18th April '04 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs CYPRUS
HOW? Quite frankly, how the hell & why do these things happen to me? Karma? Am I really that
bad a person? Am I playing to get out of goal? Was it coz I was hangover? Bad weather
conditions?
I could use those excuses but at the end of the day, it comes down to the fact I dont wanna
be in goal anymore, Im not enjoying it, I feel a sense of pressure coz I played well in
the 1st half of the season & I just wanna be outfield again. Like on Thursdays where 'F
Club 7' are currently top if the league after our 9th win in a row!
(www.goalsfootball.co.uk
Bexleyheath, Div 4) Im scoring goals & playing well alongside Jon, Rob,
Cowley, Chris & Rich who are shining as footballers, its what I wanna be doing Sunday's
too.
SO yea, the 2 goals were my fault, but who's to blame for at least 6 clear cut chances on goal?
Me aswell?
Ask yourself, are you playing well enough every match to be able to berate others? Are you not
making mistakes? Be honest too.
They were rubbish & we needed to make our chances count, but we didn't.
Russ got our 1st, taking his tally neatly into double figures, could have had more. Rob got our
2nd, applying pressure on the keeper to make a mistake, taking it past him to hit an open goal,
could have had more. There were others too who could have put us comfortably ahead.
We had wasted free-kicks, wasted passes, half-hearted tackles, a wasted game really.
Im not here writing this report to make friends today, Im not deaf, I hear exactly what people
with big mouths say & lets just hope a new keeper is being found because next season I'm out
to take one of your places outfield!
Last 3 games of the season in the following weeks & I just cant wait for them to be over
already. Yes Im in a bad mood, yes Im fed-up & right now, I couldnt care less.
I'd say I'm about as pissed off right now as Stewart was with the ref today who was shoddy
(Todays Match Report has been very personal & like I've always said, anyone can contribute, if
you have anything to say about the game, email me & your unedited views will be shown here)
By Ian
2-2
Team: Ian, Chris, Stew, Rich, Matt, Paddy, Dan, Cowley, Mike, Rob,
Russ
Jon, Darren
4th April '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) (Almost Reserves) Vs REAL BECKENHAM
A bare 11 & I say reserves because we were missing 6 or 7 'regular' & 'key' players in
Ricky, Russ, Dan, Cowley, Alex, Stew & without a doubt in my mind, having had those
players, we'd have quite easily won.
They were rubbish, we were worse but I guess we did ok with what we had.
Referee Les Sweetapple was abysmal to say the least, gave awful descisions & thought he
was God, hence our 2 yellow cards. Get this, Paddy tries to handle the ball into their
goal, it misses & goes wide, we get the corner! Summed up the ref's game really.
Jon finally got off the mark & thats pretty much the only plus point from this game, hey
at least we made their day, thoroughly nice blokes they were, good luck to 'em.
By Ian
1-3
Team: Ian, Chris, Garry, Rich, Matt, Paddy, Q, Paul T, Mike, Rob, Jon
Booked: Ian, Rich
21st Mar '04 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs SYDENHAM PANTHERS
A mediocre 1st half made for an interesting game, with Sydenham having most possession
it was odd we found ourselves 1-0 up with a cross-turn-shot from Chris out on the left
wing, he'd say he meant it!
With 30 seconds to go of the half, we went to sleep during a corner which allowed them
to hit an equalizer, smashing the ball in the top left hand corner of our goal from just
outside the 6yrd box.
A good half time team talk led us all to realise it had to get better & face the fact we
CAN beat this team but if we dont play well, we can quite easily lose.
So, like a few times this season (ie Cyprus), we stepped up the 2nd half & created at
least half a dozen clear cut chances, most of which came close but should have gone in,
but the one that did hammer the top left hand corner of their net come from a tired but
determined Rob, thank God.
A truely deserved win, if not for the 2nd half alone.
By Ian
2-1
Team: Ian, Chris, Garry, Rich, Stu, Ricky, Dan, Cowley, Mike, Rob,
Paddy
Matt, Jonny & Darren
14th Mar '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs SYDENHAM PANTHERS
Fantastic 1st half, Rob & Rich netting goals to put us 2-0 up.
2nd half, we ALL f#cked up.
Bad defending gave them their 1st, an error from a midfield player gave them their 2nd &
a goalkeeping mistake, their 3rd.
Ricky missed a penalty & was fortunate enough for the rebound to fall nicely to smash in
a volley after the keeper saved.
The TEAM is to blame for this result, we should have put the game beyond them by taking our
chances & playing better football 2nd half.
For those cursing the players who made the mistakes, remember, they are 1 player out of
11 on the pitch & the mistakes are only a few seconds out of 90 minutes.
By Ian
3-3
Team: Ian, Chris, Garry, Rich, Alex, Ricky, Dan, Cowley, Mike, Rob,
Russ
Paddy, Jonny
7th Mar '04 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs PLUMSTEAD ENGINEERS
In a game where we HAD to play well & perform so we didn't get punished, at the back, we did
just that. Superb tackles from Stewart & Alex, great marking from Garry & good footwork from
Chris made for an excellent defence who knew exactly what they had to do.
In the middle of the park Dan & Rich won most headers & put themselves about to good effect,
never letting a player settle on the ball.
Our wingers have had better games, maybe a slight change of position & feeling under the
weather didn't help.
Up front Rob & Russ did the best they could but never really got clear cut chances they
hoped for.
Me, well I saved a couple, caught balls, came out to collect & cleared a few.
So where did it all go wrong?
Well, once & only due to sheer bad luck. A long ball, slowing down as it hit the floor had
to be kicked away by me outside the area & unfortunately hit Stewart on the back & rolled
sweetly in the path of their striker to place the ball in the back of our net on the 80th
minute.
Sickening really. A draw would have been a fair result & now I'll actually look forward to
playing them again down the road, hopefully with Ricky & Jon around to emphasise the front.
By Ian M
0-1
Team: Ian, Chris, Garry, Stu, Alex, Paddy, Dan, Cowley, Mike, Rob, Russ
Richard, Darren
29th Feb '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs CYPRUS
You could say we were lucky, you could say our persistance paid off, for this week, I'll go with
the latter.
After an appauling start in which we couldnt pass to save our lives, it was enevitable we were
going to give them the chances they needed, so they took them & after an attack leaving 3 onto 1
they got their 1st goal & shortly after a 2nd because of sloppy passing & defending, we couldnt be
more casual if we all put our slippers on, picked up a paper & sat in our reclining sofa chairs!
In good Morley fashion (this season), we battled on, we never gave up hope & strived to get that
all importand come-back goal & guess what, we got it. A lovely thru-ball from Alex set Dan up to
beautifully chip the 'keeper from just inside the area, it gave us the faith we needed to see. End
of half.
Dominating the 2nd half & running on to no hopers, we piled the pressure on, & it paid off, Rob
run onto a ball heading for the corner flag, took a player on a crossed a lovely ball for Russ to
hit sweetly on the volley into the top left hand corner of the net, we were back in it.
I dont know why a free-kick was given on the edge of our area but there was & up stepped their
player-manager to hit a well placed effort in the top right hand corner of our goal. To be honest,
on a more agile day, I think I could have saved it, 3-2 to them.
But again, right back at them, we pulled another 2 back, with Russ getting stuck in to net a tap-in
& Garry netting a goal-mouth scramble after a corner.
As a double kick in the balls to Cyprus tho, the ref blew the whistle just before their player ran
onto a long ball, he slotted it home but we'd all stopped after the whistle had been blown, I
thought it was offside myself!
So, did we deserve this? You know what, yes, in the end, we worked for it, but bloody hell did we
earn this win the difficult way!
By Ian M
4-3
Team: Ian, Paddy, Garry, Stu, Alex, Chris, Dan, Cowley, Mike, Rob, Russ
Richard, Q
22nd Feb '04 'BILL BRAISTED' 3rd RND CUP MATCH (A) Vs BRIXTON UTD
So we played a team 4 divisions above us, maybe the scoreline reflects that, but I can
tell you now, we can still hold our heads up & be proud.
We didnt get the best of starts & Im to blame, after calling for the ball, like Moses parting the
sea, I expected everyone to just shift right out of the way & leave me a clear path to
gather the ball, except, Im not Moses. The ball went thru a few legs & I wasnt behind
it & it went in. Luckily for me, none of my 2 mistakes this season have led to a loss of
points, so I can sleep at night! And I CAN say I pulled a point out of the bag against
Sundridge! Yes, this is me sticking up for myself & trying to keep my confidence up. Oh,
and defence, still listen to me when I shout for the ball, let me suffer my consequences
if I get it wrong, no one will blame you!
Anyway, we played well, got stuck in & did try our best at times, but we were up against a
side with more stamina & that little bit more skill which made the difference.
In all fairness, they missed a few sitters & I saved a near post shot, they could have had
more, I think we did enough to put them off tho. Their last goal was a bit lucky too,
thankfully for the striker the goal area wasnt flat & just as it was going to hit my leg,
it hit a bump to take it over my leg & in. Annoying really.
If we perform with the hard work & determination we showed today, we shouldn't have too
many problems in our own league, but thats a big IF.
Here's to hoping!
By Ian
0-5
Team: Ian(didnt wake up til 11.30am), Paddy, Garry, Stewart, Matt,
Alex, Chris, Dan, Mike, Rob, Jon
Darren, Rich
15th Feb '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs LONDON ALBION
I dont know what to say really, I think Im still in a state of shock & sadness.
Last week we got away with it, this week we didn't. Lack of effort, desire & sheer
laziness handed the win to a team bottom of the league. Embarrassing is a good word right
now.
Poor defending, with 2 players failing to clear, gifted a ball to their player who hit the
top right-hand corner of the net with a free shot just outside the edge of the 6yrd box.
Somehow, with a few string of decent passing, we managed to pull a goal back, Dan nodding
in a cross from Ricky.
Just before half time, a ball was whipped over to their player who was offside & managed
to just beat me to the ball to edge it past me & into the net. The goal was given.
Come the 2nd half, we still hadnt woken up or managed to create anything worthy of a goal,
so when Albion broke with what seemed like 4 onto 2, including me in goal, a cross flew
8ft into the air only to drop in the top left-hand corner of the goal & basically wrap up
the game for them.
With some players not giving up, Ricky put the ball in the net by turning a defender, this
was disallowed for reasons beyond him or anyone. Ricky got his reward in the end, for all
his determination & encouragement, by doing the same thing again 5 mins later to pull a
goal back, too little too late unfortunately, but overall, we got what we deserved.
Paul did well when he came on, positively running at players & making a few crosses.
If only we had Rob to save our arse again, Paddy's defending at left back or perhaps
Cowley's determined tackles & heading, but in all fairness, we shouldn't have to rely on
this.
A poor pitch, poor refereeing, poor performance & a poor day for Morley College FC.
By Ian M
2-3
Team: Ian, Garry, Rich, Stu, Matt, Chris, Mike, Dan, Alex, Ricky, Russ,
Paul
8th Feb '04 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs CROFTON ALBION 'A'
A horriblly cold & very windy morning was the setting for this scappy Sunday league game.
With Crofton dominating the first half, clearly wanting it more than our side, we let them
apply pressure & hold us down, with about 80% of play in our half. If we didn't know after
15mins that we needed to start playing some decent football, then we did by half time.
We came out of half time looking a little better but a defensive breakdown after 10mins
allowed their #9 to break thru & hit his shot home. Luckily, for us, it was the kick up
the backside we needed.
After putting some good moves together, Russell battling, Cowley slide tackling & Rob chasing,
the ball finally fell kindly for us when Daniel, who has played 10 times better, still
managed a lovely thru ball for Rob to belt in the back of the net.
More hard work & perseverance from Rob led to our Irish star closing down the keeper on
an attempted clearance, blocking it & then neatly lobbing him to hit the top right corner
of the net.
Head & shoulders above the rest, Rob's finishing was precise & deadly, quite frankly,
without him, we would have been in big trouble. He was the difference between the sides
being that he had the ability to finish & they struggled. Man of the Match for sure.
Peter Head, the ref, gave a very good display & has possibly been the best referee we've
had so far, personally I wish we had more deaf & dumb refs in our league if this is how good
they are. I've known of Peter as a referee for quite a few years now & he puts shame to the
'able bodied' refs. They should watch a few of his games & take note.
Overall, perhaps we didnt deserve the win but the important fact is, we did.
But with crucial games coming our way, especially the cup game against a top division side,
we need to start our games from the kick-off & do eachother a favour, because we have the
ability, we have the talent & we can get promoted. Thats one thing I have no doubt about.
By Ian
2-1
Team: Ian, Paddy, Gaz, Stu, Darren, Chris, Dan, Cowley, Alex, Rob,
Russell
Richard
25th Jan '04 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs TULLAMORE ROVERS
Well, where do I start? After last weeks 'strange' ref, you kinda thought the rest would
be fairly normal, but how oh so wrong would we be!
After demanding an offical name for the linesmen & thoroughly doing all his checks in a
'hitler' style walk, the game finally kicked-off.
Strange decisions & a bit of football played & by half time we found ourselves 2-0 up with
goals from Rob & Chris.
The even stranger second half gave us even more bizarre decisions & calls which just left
everyone puzzled. I'd be here all day if I were to go thru them all!
Tullamore pulled one back 10mins in when they broke thru on the wing after bad judgement
from Paddy leaving a one on one situation which just managed to go in after I managed to
get a hand to it.
Then came one of the best own goals I've ever had the privellige to witness, & it tasted
even sweeter because it was by the player who last week was having a pop at Rob for his
miss!
We scored another goal a few minutes later, only for it to be ruled out for offside, which
it wasnt, their lino decided he would cheat for the rest of the game, I could clearly call
3 of his descisions he gave falsely & one was BLATENT! But still, the ref used him.
Come back down our end, a thru ball which finds one of their players clearly a few yards offside,
Russ puts the flag up, they score, goal. Yea, get that one!? Apparently the ref has an
'eagle eye', which allowed the goal. Shocking.
Anyway, a penalty for us later on in the game gave Ricky a penalty to slot away & wrap up
the game once & for all!
If there was any other result, I'd have cried, & THEN complained like a madman!
By Ian
4-2
Team: Ian, Paddy, Stewart, Garry, Matt, Chris, Cowley, Dan, Mike,
Russ, Rob
Jon, Alex & Ricky
18th Jan '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs TULLAMORE ROVERS
Thought it was about time I did another match report as Ian's are dodgy,
far too short & centred around things that never happened (only Joking, you
did let that one slip out your hand Sun!).
Anyway to the begining (thats before the bloody thing kicked off).
Jeff Winters egotistical, blonde haired, south london twat (scouse hating:
ask Mike!!) brother (they must be related!!) took charge of the game,
delaying KO for 20mins because the match ball wasn't in his hands in the
refs room. This wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't a 15 mile treck through
the wilderness to get to the bloody pitch) At this point the self obsessed
muppet had a go at ME! for not being ready. In true patronising Cowley
tongue I reminded him that we could have F*****G started half an hour ago.
He didn't like that!!
You can tell I'm an angry head!!
Right to the game. With a squad of players who are all capable of producing
good football we took the game to Tullamore.
Snappy passing from all areas of the pitch & a strong hold of midfield
pushed the oppo back into their own half & it was no suprise when we took
the lead after 5mins.
I would like to say that I played a stunning through ball to Rob but in
truth I tried to, failed, & was pleased to see the ball deflect off
another player into Robs path to tuck home. (was it your right foot?).
The pressure continued for ten minutes but with no reward. We pushed forward
in search of a 2nd and were caught out when a cross evaded Chris &
Daniel at the far post and Tullamore broke to score an undeserved equaliser.
(Everyone watched, no one marked!-Ed)
Disapointed at half time we looked to take control of the second period
pushing out of the shire that was our goal mouth. Our passing improved after
a scrappy spell and several clear cut chances were squandered before Rob and
Russ scored a second half goal each.
Just when we were looking to relax and finish them off we conceded a freak
goal.
I'll tell it as Ian would: "I've seen the ball come over, their big lad is
closing in (all 2 feet of him) then (recalling david James's glorious best
at Anfield) I've flapped at it and fallen over" leaving their player to
nearly miss the goal from 2 yards.
(IS THE REPORT LONG ENOUGH YET, NAH!)
No doubt Ian will bring in the factors of Alien's hovering over his goal
post, the sun getting in his eyes from behind him and Frodo Baggins
crawling out of the hill that was the middle of the area!!) Anyway he's
still class & the one he clawed out in the last game gets him off the
hook, keep it up mate!
Actually, I'd say I forgot about the hill in my area, therefore instead of the ball going
up, it went up & over, still, no excuse-Ed)
We played out the game (of which 20 mins was the Ref talking to anyone that
would listen!) and claimed a valuable three points. We did okay but we know
we can do better than that so lets finish the job at home in the next game.
(No mention of Rob's howler? How much did he pay you?!-Ed)
I can make the next one longer if you want!
PS. Ian, don't delete any of it either you charlie!!
By Chris
3-2
Team: Ian, Alan, Stewart, Rickmaster Gaz, Matt, Chris, Cowley, Dan, Mike,
Russ, Rob
Jon, Alex & Paddy
11th Jan '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs LONDON ALBION
Not surprised, as it was at the crapness that is Coldharbour football pitches!
Postponed
4th Jan '04 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs SUNDRIDGE PARK
In a very even game it was difficult to see any other outcome really.
With Sundridge dominating most of the first half, putting on pressure & breaking thru a
few times, it looked like we were in trouble. They had at least 2 clear cut chances of
which should have been buried, especially from 2 yards out! Maybe our luck was in.
Come the second half, we stepped it up, worked harder & put ourselves about a bit more.
It looked a little more promising, but neither team was giving up.
In the final 10 minutes a well hit half volley from just inside the edge of the area was
parried(sp?) over by myself, apparently I should have caught it! :)
Some might say, I saved our bacon, I dunno, I keep having to write these reports!
An even game, a fair result.
By Ian, altho I did ask Chris!
0-0
Team: Ian, Alan, Stewart, Rickmaster Gaz, Matt, Mike, Dan,
Cowley, Chris, Russ & Rob
Jan, Rich, Darren & Paddy
21st Dec '03 'GEORGE HARLEY' 2nd RND CUP MATCH (A) Vs WELLING ALLSTARS
Another cold windy morning match for us on the shoddy pitch of Cold Harbour which led to an
early substitution of Alan who twisted his ankle on one of many diverts!
Welling are a decent young side with much talent & are doing well in the 3rd division & I
think we faired well against them especially as we were missing so many strong players (see
team below)
They looked dodgy at the back (especially that Mr Stone!) & we missed a couple of sitters
from crosses but managed to sneak a lead thru a Gazmaster-Ricky effort on the egde of the
6 yard box.
A few lapses in concentration later on led to a ball being left by defence which went
straight to their striker who slotted it home neatly & another break thru the middle left
a 1 on 1 with the keeper to which their guy made the finish.
Earlier on in the 1st half I had a player slide in studs up on a challenge with me, ripping
thru plastic in my finger part and thru material in 2 places, cutting my finger open, its
now swollen but when I approched the ref at half time I was told it was a fair challenge!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
2-1 down going into the second half & spirits weren't as high as the 1st, but perserverance
& the continuence to annoy & hassle the opposition paid off, we hit another much in the
same vain as our 1st goal via our confident & mouthy midfielder, the one & only (thank God)
Mr Daniel Lawrie. We managed to hold it at 2-2 for the full time whistle.
In extra time I pulled off a few good saves to keep us in the game, Russ hit a powerfull
effort saved from top-corner placement & we looked steady all thoughout, but just when you
thought the game was about to go to penalties, a ball broke out to their number 9 on the
left who I closed down but he passed it across to a free team-mate who had a simple tap-in
to wrap up the game.
Overall we battled well, worked hard with what we had & were able to be proud of ourselves,
with missing at least 5 of our best & experienced players including our top scorer & playing
a team in the top divison, it only makes me realise how far we've progressed from last year.
It also gets me thinking, how much of a different game it would have been with the players
missing below involved....
By Ian M
2-2 (2-3 AET)
Team: Ian, Alan, Chris, Rickmaster Gaz, Matt, Q, Mike, Dan, Alex,
Jon, Russ
Jan, Paul (No Alex, Stewart, Cowley, Rich M, Rob, Paddy, Darren)
14th Dec '03 'BILL BRAISTED' 2nd RND CUP MATCH (H) Vs REAL BECKENHAM
A good solid performance in this match against a side we'd already beaten on the same park.
We dominated this game and could probably have produced more on a better day for us.
Richard Cowley opened the scoring for us with a typical far post header from a corner which
is becoming something of a trademark for the experienced defensive midfielder who also
produced a solid display throughout the match, even after he nearly dislocated his arm
which he heavily fell on in a second half challenge.
The second half needed to be better to maintain the standard we set and the boys came good.
We battled, kept our concentration and managed to score a second after a foul had been
given. In all fairness, the ref blew his whistle which means the game has stopped, so the
goal shouldnt have been allowed (see, unbiased I am!), but I have no doubt we'd have scored
another and/or kept a clean sheet anyway even if it had been disallowed.
Overall, a good game and in to the 3rd round we come!
By Ian M
2-0
Team: Ian, Stewart, Matt, Chris, Alan, Jon, Dan, Mike, Rich C, Rob,
Darren
Jan, The B-master
7th Dec '03 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs AFC HAYES
Rob got 2 I hear.
By ?
2-2
Team: Rich, Chris, Stewart (No Matt,Q)
30th Nov '03 CUP MATCH (A) Vs WELLING ALLSTARS
Postponed
23rd Nov '03 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs LONDON ALBION
Weather conditions made this a difficult game for both sides on a
pitch that held out very well seeing as tho it'd rained for 48hrs &
still continued to.
A penalty awarded to us in the first 10mins was a bit of a gift 'cos
neither side had really done much at all, it was neatly slotted home
by Danny boy, just as well otherwise the next was gonna be mine!
A poor first half performance which should have seen us play 10 times
better ended fortunately with Russ curling in a hard shot over the
keeper into the top of the net.
With the rain continuing to make football life hell, we aimed to
start the second half more positively, only to let their best player
break thru on the right & belt a corker of a shot into the top right
hand corner of our net (it has to take a shot like that to beat me!
Apparently I wasn't far off from getting a touch to it too! Damn it!)
So, we had to react & luckily after many minutes of nervousness,
our top scorer Rob headed home from a neat cross. It eased the
unnecessary pressure, we still weren't playing good enough.
About 15mins after that Rob nodded another home into the bottom left
of their goal & made sure a come back was beyond them.
New boy Jon looked good coming on in the last 15mins & even managed to
get a shot in which wasn't far off.
Apparently Dan set up 2 of the goals, he'll kill me if I dont mention
that, even if I didn't notice. I guess 2 set-ups & a goal might mean
MOTM to some but the fact he talks rubbish most of the game (except
for the encouragement which is always good) means personally I dont
think it was his. For me, I'd give it to Matt, another outstanding
performance. Hard work, important challenges & being in the right
place at the right time makes me think that. Well done, Matt.
A below average performance lads, but we won which is the important
thing, no one played particularly bad but it HAS to get better for
us to get promotion this season.
By Ian M
4-1
Team: Ian, Paddy, Rich M, Rich C, Matt, Q,
Chris, Daniel, Scouse, Rob, Russ
Jan, Jon & Paul T.
9th Nov '03 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs WOODSIDE CELTIC RESERVES
(Anyone wanna do a review as I was away, obviously, look at the
result!)
Rob & Russ got the goals.
By ?
2-6
Team: GK, Matt, Alex, Paddy, Alan, Scouse, Chris,
Dan, Q, Russ, Rob
Jan
2nd Nov '03 CUP MATCH (A) Vs FLAMINGO'S RESERVES
We recorded MCFC's highest ever (Dont quote me on that!) Cup win
today against a side mid-table in a division above us.
An excellent performance from absolutely EVERYONE, closing down the
opposition, working hard to get back & mark players, enthusiasm & the
will to win, which we were missing the week before.
Within the 1st 10mins we'd put the pressure on, forced a corner &
Stewart crossed in a near post cross which was deflected in by one of
their players.
The increased pressure our midfield & strikers put on Flamingo's paid
off again shortly after when Rob broke free to slot the ball into the
left hand side of the goal.
For our 3rd & final goal of the half something beautiful & rare
happened, Russ ran onto a ball just outside the front left of the
area & with a superb outside of the right foot, lobbed the ball over
keeper & into the net, is it me or is Russ having one of his best
seasons?
An upset Flamingo side decided they had to do more to stop an absolute
rout & improved their game, luckily we were spot on ours & didnt hold
back at all.
Rob managed to get 2 more goals to complete his hat-trick but in all
fairness he could have had a few more, still, he'd done his job
& done it well.
Dan worked very hard, played some great football, missed a sitter,
same old Dan performance then (which is a good thing, this is a
positive comment, Dan), enthusiastic encouragement too.
Which leads me to Man Of The Match, Scouse, from just before KO to the
final whistle. Fantastic performance up & down the right wing & a
clearance off the line, determined & inspirational, well done la'.
I was adamant that I was going to keep a clean sheet & therefore made
sure I was behind every ball & just when everyone thought 'Ian's been
lobbed' from a good shot from outside the box, I managed to tip the
ball into the top of the crossbar & over. First clean sheet of the
season & I hope many more to come.
Remember lads, its a team game & everyone counts, every single member
of this 22 man squad is important & valued, lets keep the high spirits
& encouragement right until the final whistle of our final match!
By Ian M
5-0
Team: Ian, Paddy, Alex, Stewart, Darren, Q,
Chris, Daniel, Scouse, Rob, Russ
Jan, Alex & Paul T.
26th Oct '03 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs SUNDRIDGE PARK
Possibly the best team we've played so far in the league, they
played well & at the end of the day the best team won.
So what if we were missing 2 influential players in Dan & Stewart?!
We needed to put the effort in and it wasn't there, few tried hard
enough to keep their places in next weeks team and Dan & Stuart
wont have to worry about losing their place!
Their main striker broke thru plenty of times & had shots saved &
there was no hunger for a team who are top of the table.
Chris, Cowley & Mike battled well & showed enthusiasm but 3 players
doesnt make a team.
After going 1-0 down via a header, heads dropped, I gave away a
penalty to which I'll still object to no matter how blatent it looked
(the ball was by the tree's when the player looked for my foot to trip
over, I missed the ball coz it was hugely over hit. A friggin goal
kick should have been given by the time he'd hit my foot on his way
AWAY from the goal!) Still, a scuffed penalty (I'd like to have
recieved his intended penalty) went in.
The second half was slightly better, Chris with all his determination
hit a hard shot in the middle of their goal which the keeper decided
not to save (isn't that 2 assists in 2 games from me?!) & shortly
after, another lapse of concentration allowed King (their players
have names & numbers, how sweet) to finally get a goal after many
efforts.
A handball gave us a penalty to make it 3-2 but unfortunately Mike
had it saved. Let ME take the damn penalties!
Oh well, lets hope the away fixture is a little more positive for
us.
Oh, and I saved a few. ;)
By Ian M
1-3
Team: Ian, Alex, Matt, Richard M, Chris, Alan,
Richard C, Paul T, Scouse, Alex, Jan
Darren, Mark & Q.
19th Oct '03 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs WOODSIDE CELTIC
RESERVES
It was one freezing day on Sunday, with blistering gusts of wind &
on a pitch with bumps & a hill, this made for an interesting game.
Except, it wasn't really, a pretty mdeiocre first half performance
which thankfully saw Mike tuck in an assist by me, into the inside
right of the net.
I'm one for excuses, so all first half I had some kid kicking a ball
onto the pitch by me, I knew I should have moaned coz it ended up being
MY downfall. An attack by them saw their player shoot from inside the
area off of my hand & then in. My distraction was the little shit
who ran on the pitch to get his ball about a second before the Woodside
striker shot, I looked coz I saw something out of the corner of my
eye, thanks kid!
The second half was a better performance for us, doing well playing up
mountain, sorry, hill & the wind had got stronger so we did well to
hold out. By Ian M
1-1
Team: Ian, Alex, Matt, Stewart, Chris, Alan,
Richard C, Daniel, Scouse, Alex, Darren
Jan, Richard M & Q.
12th Oct '03 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs REAL BECKENHAM
This match proved that for the first time ever
in a Morley game I've experienced, we played badly & won.
Well, maybe not badly but not very well, I think there is a
difference.
Starting off reasonably well, as well as you can without our main
2 strikers, we managed to take a lead half way thru the first half
with a great 'Hyypia style' header from Richard Cowley (Im sure
he'll love that description), he rose above everyone else near
the back post & put the ball in the net.
Going into the second half uncomfortably, we gave away a silly
goal within the first few minutes. A defensive error gifted their
striker with an easy chance with which he took full advantage of.
With a positive attitude & determination in the camp, we battled
on, finally one of Dan's thru-balls ran kindly for Russ to run
onto, taking it past the keeper and slotting home.
The game wasn't over there, quite a few chances were had by
Real, their one good player having a few shots, one of which
skimmed the top of our bar.
With about 10mins to spare, drunkard Daniel Lawrie found a moment
of magic when he nutmegged a defender on the edge of the box on
the left hand side, & then curled a shot into the top right
hand corner of the goal. Superb. Still, 1 out of 100 efforts in
a season aint so bad. ;) By Ian M
3-1
Team: Ian, Rob, Russ, Dan, Stewart, Alex S,
Rich C, Scouse, Alan, Matt, Chris.
Darren, Q, Paul T
28th Sept '03 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs TLR
Tougher game than expected, pretty even game
which we deserved a win for, slightly marred at the end by the
noisy twat manager of theirs.
Good goals from Rob & Alan gave us the win with a header from a cross
& dispite what anyone says, I wasn't lobbed from the half way line.
I merely was a few feet off my line, expecting my defenders &
midfield to close down & pick up attacking players, one of which
had a lucky pop & caught me flat footed. End of, END OF.
MOTM in my view: Alex S, a superb display, excellent closing down
& challenges. Well done, son. By Ian M
2-1
Team: Ian, Paddy, Ricky, Russ, Dan, Stewart,
Alex S, Rich C, Alan, Matt, Chris.
Scouse, Darren, Paul T
21st Sept '03 LEAGUE MATCH (A) Vs CROFTON ALBION
Due to popular demand (well Mike moaning at me
to do the report (I wonder why?) here we go :
We begin the story with some classic sunday morning antics ie. The
opposition changing the ground at the last minute & Stuart (with
the kit not getting the message till he was at the old ground)
Lucky it was only 15mins away!!
To the game, a rousing team talk from skipper (can't remember a
word I said!) Morley set about their task with gusto. As the
opposition kicked off (& I was facing the other way!) we surged
forward to close them down. Im told that a combination of Ricky, Dan
& Paddy disposessed them and with MIKE pegging it down the wing
a through ball was on, Ricky picked out MIKE with a great ball &
with little time to think (as the whole thing had lasted about 8
seconds by this point!) he tucked it away with a tidy finish. I
turned around at this point & was wondering why they were taking
so long to kick off!. The ref duly confirmed a goal time of 12
seconds , the fastest Morley goal I have witnessed (any quicker
Rich, Stu?)
Fresh from this early advantage we duly threw it away with some
poor defending at a corner allowing a 6ft 3inch player to ghost in
with a free header.
Thankfully this didn't knock us out of our stride & we created a
few decent chances, one in particlar where Ricky got to the by-line
and pulled the ball back across the area for Paddy to run onto, he
made contact but defender came from nowhere to clear off the line.
We continued pressing & closing down to good effect as our
pressure forced them into a high back pass to the keeper, he duly
had to handle the ball to stop it going in & we had a freekick
on the six yard box. Being inpatient as ever I ran from my left
back spot to the ball, & while the defence was
dithering passed to Ricky who smashed the ball into the top corner
via a defenders arm. (quick thinking even If I say so myself!)
This break spurred us on & in the second half we moved in for the
kill. Dominating the midfield as usual we piled on the pressure,
and Ricky was able to convert this with a lovely overhead kick
that arrowed into the corner.
Our defence was proving resolute with Alex & Stuart looking
formidable & I don't think they had a shot on goal (apart from
the header) up til this point.
This continued & Ricky capped a fine display by beating two
players & tucking in his hat trick (he could have a match ball
but I don't know who has them, if you have let me know please)
I can't finish without mentioning the crossbar boys:1) Dazzer's
dazzling run in the final moments where he ghosted (yes ghosted!!)
past two defenders before dispatching a sublime lob over the keeper
& onto the bar! 2) Mr Cowley decided this was greedy & rather
waste time with one of his tree hugging efforts blasted a thirty
yarder plumb on the bar! (Unlucky boys) One last mention to Ian
for pulling off some important saves late on.
Keep it up boys! By Christian N
4-1
Team: Ian, Paddy, Ricky, Dan, Alex S, Rich C,
Scouse, Chris, Graham, Stewart, Alan.
Matt, Paul T
14th Sept '03 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs ROYSTON
A quick report on this one (cos I've forgotten
most of it)
An interesting game involved blending a poor Morley performance
with our own ref (Paul who hasn't been a ref before) I won't say
that it showed as I could be in trouble with the FA.
Anyway we struggled through the game producing few moments of
quality.
The match was marred by some bitter opposition to some of the ref's
decisions, from the opposition (and from me for one) anyway after
getting 2 penalties, one scored, one missed from Daniel we found
ourselves 2-1 up. With just 5mins to go we were holding
tight & creating a few chances through the lively Ricky when a
penalty was awarded for handball against me! (clearly ball belted
at me but never mind) this was scored (I so nearly saved it too!-Ed)
& a draw seemed on the cards til Ricky popped up with the winner
with a couple of minutes to spare.
We scraped this one boys and when we go to their place there will be
no moaning from them cos we will hammer them! By Christian N
3-2 (Who else scored for us in this game?)
Team: Ian, Rob, Paddy, Russ, Rich M,
Dan, Stewart, Rich C, Scouse, Darren, Matt.
Ricky, Q
7th Sept '03 LEAGUE MATCH (H) Vs AFC HAYES
In Ian's absence & the slating I got last
week I think I will add my own match report fot the first game of
the season.
Morley's season got off to a cracking start with a fine home win
over the league newboys.
Everyone who took part performed admirably with special thanks to
Darren who not for the first time stood (with not too much
daylight) between the sticks (only joking mate).
Anyway to the game. After a nervy start we began to take hold of
the game with some fine passing and good tackling. This culminated
in newboy Rob belting home a 25 yard volley into the top corner
(it nearly got stuck there!)
This was followed by something that the Morley veterans (me
included) haven't seen for a while (apart from pulling a fit
bird!). A flowing ten pass move involving 4 or 5 Morley players,
this resulted in Rob crossing for Russ (yes RUSS) to head the ball
home. This also prompted our goalkeeper to shout "It's like
watching Brazil! again something not heard since "their not
fucking JJJuventuSSS".
The quality play continued with slick passing around the box ending
in Danny boy (wrap up!) sneaking a 20 yard effort into the bottom
corner, (another assist for Rob I think). The half ended with a
strong appeal for a penalty for a foul on Rob (the ref admitted it
was a foul at halftime!)
The second half continued in the same vain as the first with good
passing & movement all round.
Rob's tireless running caused panic in the Hayes defence & Russ
was able to send a sublime lob over the stranded keepr without even
moving! (there was a customery powderpuff effort later but we won't
mention that!)
The away team got some sympathy from the Ref by getting an unjustified
penalty after Darren had done well to fist the ball away. This was
scored & was only their second shot on target in the whole game!
We wern't finished then & responded almost immediatly. I (Chris)
sent a cultured Veron like ball (okay it was a big punt upfield!)
to Rob who beat three defenders & finished well for the fifth.
Darren continued doing what needed to be done in goal, storming off
his line on several occasions ( well that's relative ofcouse!) to
clear the danger.
Rob then capped a fine debut performnace earning a penalty after
bein felled going round the keeper, Dan tucking away the resulting
spotkick.
Praise to fellow new boy Mike & again to everyone for the way we
played & worked aswell as the result!
We are top of the league! (okay no one else has played but I've
waited a long time so I'm gonna milk it while I can!! By Christian N
6-1
Team: Darren, Rob, Graham, Russell, Rich M, Dan,
Stewart, Rich C, Scouse, Q, Matt, Chris.
31st Aug '03 FRIENDLY (A) Vs BELMONT
In a scoreline which flattered Belmont, a team
in the 1st division, we didn't play too badly.
They scored via a fluke header, a Christian flick on, another
Christian flick on that hit Richard for an own goal & then a goal
from kicking it out of my hands, lovely. (Only messin around,
Chris-Ed)
They were a side that fouled & cheated their way to victory with
help from their manager/ref, with a few more of our key players,
we'd have definitely had a closer scoreline.
Darnell scored with a fine throughball from Matt, he then took the
ball past the keeper to slot nicely away. By Ian M
1-4
Team: Ian, Chris, Stewart, Richard M, Alex,
Darnell, Graham, Mike, Rob, Ricky, Matt
Q, Jan.
24th Aug '03 FRIENDLY (A) Vs EXBRIDGE
Paddy, Dan & Darn scored in this win against a
side 2 divisions above us.
By Ian M
3-2
Team: Ian, Chris, Paddy, Daniel, Alex S,
Q, Alan, Ricky, Rob, Graham, Matt, Jan, Ben, Russ, Kevin & his mate,
Darren, Paul T, Darnell
17th Aug '03 FRIENDLY (A) Vs SYDENHAM
To Follow, maybe.
By ?
2-2
Team: Darren, Chris, Paddy, Daniel, Alex S?,
Q, Alan, Paul M, Rob, Mark, Matt, Jan?, Ben