Squad

THE SQUAD

Latest Squad & Goals as of February 2005;

Goalkeepers

Julian Skipworth 1537
OZ
Age: ?
Supports: ?
Interesting Fact: ?

Ian May 1543
ENG/FRA

5+1 cup=6
Age: 23
Supports: Liverpool
Interesting Fact: Played for LFC London Supporters Club & scored 13 goals in 14 games

Darren Vowles 0799
ENG
Age: Late 20's
Supports: Chelsea
Interesting Fact: He's not actually a baby, but goes down like one

Defenders

Matt Day 0787
ENG
Age: 26
Supports: Liverpool
Interesting Fact: "I drink, play rugby, drink, play football (er...sort of), drink, play waterpolo, drink, etc..."

Alex Stewart 0789
ENG
Age: 31
Supports: Newcastle
Interesting Fact: Alex's great timing in tackles stems from that he invented the watch.

Richard May
ENG/FRA
Age: 26
Supports: Everton
Interesting Fact: "Since 1986, I've never seen a 0-0 draw watching Professional football"

Garry Fuell 0783
ENG

Last Season = 'Officially' 1
Age: 20
Supports: Millwall
Interesting Fact: Garry spends 5hrs every day in the bathroom, 1hr of each spent practicing his 'bothered' look

Chris Copleston 0793
ENG
Age: ?
Supports: ?
Interesting Fact: ?

Defender/Midfielders

Christian Norsworthy 0776
ENG/GRE

2
Last Season = 3
Age: 25
Supports: Charlton Athletic
Interesting Fact: "Im a Greek God"

Alan Wilson
SWEATY

Last Season = 1
Age: 23
Supports: Glasgow Rangers
Interesting Fact: Drinks Tennents, Whiskey, Iron Bru & plays Rugby

Patrick 'Paddy' Whitnall 0800
ENG

1
Age: 25
Supports: Arsenal
Interesting Fact: Plays Saturday & Sunday football

Simon Thompson 0781
ENG

1
Age: 26
Supports: Liverpool
Interesting Fact: He once appeared on Playschool

Midfielders

Daniel Lawrie 1542
ENG

Last Season = 11
Age: Early 20's
Supports: Charlton Athletic
Interesting Fact: Dan has to put his hands down his shorts at least 10 times a match or his house will fall down

Richard Cowley 0785
ENG

Last Season = 4
Age: 42
Supports: Everton
Interesting Fact: Richard is the tallest man in the world, ever

Graham Cutting 0782
ENG
Age: 20's
Supports: ?
Interesting Fact: Graham has a fetish for ladyboys.

Mike Foster 0778
SCOUSE

Last Season = 3
Age: 20's
Supports: Liverpool (Kop Season Ticket Holder)
Interesting Fact: Mike is originally from East London & puts on a scouse accent to cover his cockney rhyming slang ways

John Worden 0795
ENG?
Age: ?
Supports: ?
Interesting Fact: ?

Matt Gregory 1534
ENG
Age: ?
Supports: ?
Interesting Fact: ?

Midfielder/Strikers

Ian May 1543
ENG/FRA

5+1 cup=6
Age: 24
Supports: Liverpool
Interesting Fact: Played for LFC London Supporters Club & scored 13 goals in 14 games

Strikers

Jonathan Benacci 0790
SCO/ITA

7
Last Season = 1
Age: 24
Supports: Glasgow Celtic
Interesting Fact: Once had trials for Norwich City FC

Darren Vowles 0799
ENG
Age: Late 20's
Supports: Chelsea
Interesting Fact: Darren has once eaten a small Belgian family, in one sitting

Rob Mullen 0777
IRE

5
Last Season = 22
Age: Mid 20's
Supports: Liverpool
Interesting Fact: Rob won the lottery 5yrs ago but lost all the money on the horses, drink, hookers & alcohol.