7/17/00
Drinking Piss
"Every man to his own tastes. Mine is for corpses." This statement was made by a necrophile in France named Henri Blot, who had been arrested for keeping and molesting the corpse of a three-year-old girl he dug up from a cemetery, in addition to the severed head of a thirteen-year-old. At his trial, he spoke these words in his defense, basically saying, "Everyone has the right to enjoy what they wish, even if you don't agree with it and even if what they enjoy happens to be dead bodies." I imagine the same holds true for children, those of the same sex, bondage, siblings, and farm animals.
However, what if the taste is the soapy-tea taste of human urine?
For you see, noble readers, over the years I have developed a fondness for ibibing piss. I find myself very aroused by thoughts of drinking piss, watching girls piss, and watching men piss on girls (or girls pissing on girls for that matter.)
I don't know how I developed this fetish. I haven't pondered its origins as deeply as my pedo/necro-philia. However, I don't find it necessary to probe the depths of this particular perversion too heavily. After all, it is allowed by law. Thank you God, for granting me one LEGAL fetish!
I have drinken piss before. It's really not as foul as you would presume. It really tastes like strong herbal tea with a little bit of amonia mixed in with it. (Note: Try using a Snapple bottle if you are not drinking directly from the source. If you seal your lips around the mouth of the bottle, you can't smell it. The smell is much worse than the taste, believe me.)
My birthday is in 5 days. My friend(?) Mike has asked his girlfriend, Jenn (the aforementioned Jenn whom I have fond feelings towards) if she would be willing to let me drink her piss as a birthday present. Hey, 18 is a big deal. At first, she said, "Maybe." From word of mouth, I have heard she now refuses to urinate for my drinking pleasure. I find this distressing. I can't imagine any substance more erotic and delicious than the urine of a pretty, fifteen-year-old.
(Yes, the prettier the girl is, the better the piss tastes according to well-documented scientific research.)
So, it looks as if I won't be enjoying Urine a la Jenny this weekend. However, hope is not lost. If I can somehow manage to break up Mike and her, I may find myself in a position to acquire her piss on a daily basis, if I play my cards right. I know it's not going to happen, though. I just like to dream. In all likelihood, Mike will dump her, she'll be sad, and I'll never see her again or taste any of her bodily fluids.
I don't really have too many fantasies involving urine. Off the top of my head, I can think of a few, though. I might like to have sex with a girl while in a jacuzzi full of piss, although that would probably be difficult to accomplish. I've always liked the idea of drinking piss out of a wine-glass, as if it were a fine vintage.
Alright, it's time for some classic Morgan Cole Hypocrisy. Although I like piss and children, I am not interested in drinking a little girl's piss for some reason. It just seems dirty. I don't know why. Although, if offered a glass of four-year-old piss, I'm sure I'd accept readily.
That's all I have to say on the subject of piss drinking. If you don't mind, I have to go take a leak. Farewell my friends!
Daymare
My friend Mike (not Don Juan, the Mike who is dating Jenny) made an online diary at OpenDiary.com under then name Daymare. His most recent entry is about how he wants to kill someone he sees on a daily basis. I wonder if he's talking about me and if he knows I'd like to kill him for his girlfriend. Is this irony? I'm not sure. I've always been unclear on the definition of irony. So, anyway, I don't really care if it's me or not. If it is, I know how to ruin his life. It's very simple, actually, but I won't say it in case he reads this. Just know it's easy and fool-proof. Hee hee.
I'm sorry. I know this wasn't a very exciting entry.