Jade: You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.
Jade: Just because I had a few meaningless one night pattycake encounters doesn't mean I'm a whore.
Jade: We eat exclusively at gas stations so I'd have to say pink sno-balls. That's why we have such great physiques.
Jade: Ever had those little gummi pizzas? N-a-s-t-y.
Jade: I'm not sure who your cousin is but I am familiar with the 'crappy crew.' Fritch had this kind of dirty punk house where everyone would hang out, all of us, Nick 13, Smith, and it was called the Crappy, because it was so damn crappy. We skated, fought hicks, and generally had a bitchin' time.
Jade: As long as I can put off that job at Del Taco, I'll be in AFI.
Jade: I'm craving chicken and granola bars like a pregnant woman.
Interviewer: What's your favourite food?
Jade: It used to be chicken and granola bars once upon a time but, now that I'm vegetarian, it's just chicken.
Question: Hey jade i dont know if ya read my last post but i swear to god im your long lost son.I think you knocked up my mom or something.But it is great to look like you you guys kick so much ass.your music has inspired me and brought me out of the hardest times in my life for which i am thankful.
Jade: I definitely knocked up your mom so maybe you are. Sorry I was never there for you, son.
Jade: Let's totally be best friends. We can walk down the street with our guitars and I'll say, "Hey chicks!! Check us out, we're rad!!!" and when all these hot chicks start checking us out, we can blaze off some totally sweet solos and then you'll be all, "Hey chicks, you wanna hang with us?" and they'll be like "Hella!!" and the we'll both be like, "Ok, cool......psyche!!!!" and then we'll high five while shredding on our axes.
Jade: I'll eat the hell out of a bagel, that's my job!
Jade: We will hella make it down to San Diego. Hella.
Jade: Yes, I have an iron cross on my arm. Yes, I got it when I was 17. Yes, I would change it to Taz in front of a weed leaf if I could. No, I'm not a Nazi.
Jade: Awwwww, man!!! Shit! I just dropped my favorite eyeliner! I just dropped my favorite earplugs on the floor, too.
Interview Dude: You have favorites?
Jade: Yeah, I just started using them like an hour ago, and I really liked them, so now they're my favorites.
Jade: I'm so rock hard. You should call me Block Rockchest. Or Chip RockBlock. Or something.
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