Jade: Hackey bag foot sack always confused me, I could never figure out what the score was or who was winning so I'd always get mad and end up kicking it into the lake.
Fan: I have no balls what it comes to talking to girls. I wish I were as big of a player as you. Any advice?
Jade: Confidence, wit, charm, and make them laugh and then if they still won't go out with you, punch yourself repeatedly in the nuts while screaming at the top of your voice, they love that.
Interviewer: If you could be a character from the original Nintendo, which would it be?
Jade: It would be the crab that throws the rocks on Super Mario Three.
Fan: Now that you guys probably have some nice cash now would you ever ever ever buy a mansion? Or stick with the midsized houses, like 20-30 thousand just asking and cars do you stick with the cool old cheapy's or go with the hummers?
Jade: I will be moving into my mansion as soon as I get back to Berkeley, it says Frigidaire on the side. It'll go well with my Porsche that says Safeway on it.
Jade: On an unrelated topic, I know many of you have downloaded our album already because you coudln't wait, which is understandable, I was always the kid who opened all my presents on Christmas Eve, too. However, I hope all of you who were planning on buying it still do because we have to buy lots of cigarettes for Fritch and corndogs for Smith.
Jade: I haven't seen Tori Amos but I did see Tori Spelling from Beverly Hills 90210 one time. She was frightening.
Jade: I've never listened to that band but I used to annoy my brother when we were kids by pretending I had echolalia, which is a disease that causes people to repeat everything other people say.
Smith: You're stupid.
Me: You're stupid.
Smith: Shut up!
Me: Shut up!
Smith: I'm a dumb uglyhead.
Me: You're a dumb uglyhead.
Fan: have you seen me? anybody who cares to answer this please do when your new album drops is dreamworks gonna you it like they did jimmy eat world?
Jade: I really tried to figuer that question out but I think it's missing a crucial verb.
Jade: Isn't there any nice boys in Houston? Besides, seeing as how you don't know me, there might be things about me that you don't like, like my habit of peeing in the sink.
Interviewer: Who's producing the album?
Jade: Uh, Butch Vig and Jerry Finn
Interviever: And they are...?
Jade: The producers.
Jade: Butch Vig is from Wisconsin, he drives a BMW. Jerry Finn is from LA...I don't know what he drives, some kind of SUV.
Jade: Whoa! Cool! I can gamble with these! [on being given some pink dice for his car]
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