Khazad Khatering

Mordor specialties

Parts is Parts!

 Fightback Fillets – Balrog-flamed Moria-raised Orc fritters will put the right kind of fire in your belly!

Pukelballs - Stone-raised Pukel Men, mashed & fried in the finest, extra-defeated Rohanian horseblood.

Distilled Ent Smoothie - Entdraught-free Mallorn and Huorn fibers liquified to stick in your craw.

Morannon Meal - Worm-stuffed, roach-seasoned lizardskins served with churl-of-the-day Hot Pot.

Orc au Vin - Khandian red Riesling and raw chickeenheads round this dish for sophisticated tastes

Prison-Pit Surprise - Fire-blackened catch of the day, sloow tortured, pit-roasted, stretched to perfection.

Wainrider Wellington - The classic in cream of critter sauce with rack of warg-wolf on the side

Ringwraith Rarebit - Bacon-wrapped wraith chunks in burntt coconut ash with paprika onions

The Frisky Oyster - Umbarian fresh-harvested sport, plunnked squealing into a vat of simmering Troll fat

The Morgulian - Weasel soup with hobbitfat French frries, served with ant puree on crisped-Ent crackers

Leg-It-A-Meat Ungoliant Kebab - Forest-spitted 3-minion  kabob and dumplings in Black Ash sauce

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 Custard of Entshoots - Leaf-crusted tender entling, pureed, worm-sweetened and slow-congealed.

Savory Pudding of Bear - flambéd in honey with a sprig of Galadhoon mint and topped with eagle jus

Balrog Fire Brownies - Succulent Tabasco-soaked Balrog chips Puts the Flame of Udun in your mouth!

Dwimmerlaik Upside Down Cake – in Sour Pineapple-Stale-Cherry Sauce

Sick of the same old Hobbit sandwiches? Garrison Gruel? Various meatcake? Maggoty Bread and gulped water starting to taste like ash in your mouth??

 Flavor-seeking locals and solace-seeking expats agree: Khazad Khatering is hot!

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