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| "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." - Clive James " We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." -Albert Einstein "Perfection is impossible, but not because it's too good to be true. Everyone has a differrent view of what perfection is, so it's impossible to fit everyone's standards for it."- Zane (my friend who will one day be famous!) "When it comes down to it, we all just want to be loved."- Jamie Yellin (age 14) "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all."- Helen Keller "Hugging is the ideal gift... fun to give and receive, shows you care... and of course, is fully returnable. Hugging is practically perfect. No batteries to wear out, inflation-proof, non fattening, no monthley payments, theft-proof and nontaxable."- Charles Faratone "Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be."- Grandma Moses "Love, true love, is that which can give the most without asking or demanding anything in return."- Mazie Hammond "The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved."- Victor Hugo "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; To find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier, because you lived. This is to be a success."- Ralph Waldo Emerson "It is better to be hated for what you are then loved for what you are not."- Andre Guide "Life is a garment we continuously alter, but which never seems to fit."- David McCord "Love your country, but never trust its government." "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." - The Wizard Of Oz "Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time."- Dean Acheson "Remember kids, if there is a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the one holding it."- Captain Combat "Tell the truth and run!"- Yugoslav proverb "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."- Oscar Wilde "When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before."- Mae West "There are somethings that are so serious that you can only joke about them."- Heisenburg "There is no statue of limitations on stupidity." "We are what we are and it's never enough." - Chris de Burgh "Wish not to seem, but to be, the best."-Aeschylus "Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart." "To the world you may seem like a nothing, but to somebody you may mean the world." "I know enough to know that I don't know everything." - ME!! "The took the bar; the whole fucking bar." - Bluto (Animal House) "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."- Al Capone " MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980s."- Doug Ferrari "I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation." - George Bernard Shaw "Of those who say nothing, few are silent."- Thomas Neill "Only fools are positive."- Moe Howard Back Home Page1 Page 2 Page 3 |