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I'm lazy and tired. It's 11:00 when I'm doing this. I'm just going to put down my favorite things.

Things They'd Never Say...

Eragon

Arya, you're the ugliest looking elf I've ever seen!

(dressed in a Urgal suit in front of Ura'baen): Am I not Ur--gally enough for the Urrrrrgal club??

Galbatorix

I'm such a loser.

Eragon, I am your Father!

Would any one like to hear my speech on world peace?

Arya

*belch*

Catch you on the flip flop foo.

Why didn't the dragon hatch for me!? That's the only reason I volunteered to protect it. (Quick webmisstriss(tiffayz)comment:"SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'D SAY!!")

Ajihad

Eragon, I am your father.

Ajihad: Yes the Twins can be a pain. Between their mind probing and constant singing of Modonna's Like a Virgin it's a wonder the dwarves haven't strangled them yet!

Murtagh

Does this dress make me look fat?

I like Bunnies!!!

The Twins

Good job Eragon, you passed our test!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard, the magical wizard of oz...

Eragon - We worship you!

Angela

The bones say... that... You are going to be worth a lot of money...

I wonder how much I would make if I sold Eragon's fortune to Galbatorix?

Sloan

Eragon, I have decided to adopt you.

Where is the love?

I hate meat!

Oh, dear sweet cactus, you are my only friend now.

Brom

I am really just Gandalf in disguise.

At last! I'm finally leaving all of you wackos to go to a better place!

May your swords- ah forget it...

The Urgals killed everyone in Yazuac! Go Urgals! Go Urgals! Go Urgals!

I'm not really dead, we had budget cuts.

Saphira

Hey Eragon, does this armor make my butt look big?

Roran

I finally dumped Katrina!

*looking at mirror* I'm beautiful.

Solembum

Aah, this is gonna by great! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the morning - I'm makin' waffles!

Comments

HILARIOUS!! I really like Eragon's last one-haha.

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