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I do not own Eragon. I am only a mere fan. I also do not own this list. The owners are from shurtugal.com .
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You're completely obsessed with Eragon when...
You hold your palm up to people you don't like and mutter words from the Ancient Language.
You actually have painted your palm silver.
You sit in class all day long trying to talk to your "dragon" mentally... with no results of course.
You toss around bones from the turkey you had from dinner and try to read people's lives from them.
You stare at your cat for hours on end trying to talk to it mentally.
You constantly visit Eragon sites on the net hoping to catch the newest news.
You ask people for autographs if their names are some what similar to ones in the book.
All of your pets are named after characters in Eragon.
You dyed the your pet named Saphira blue and gave it spikes.
You forge swords and chain mail armor.
Your parents ask you to go shovel a hole in the back yard for a new tree they bought and you stand there yelling "Stenr reisa!"
Your motto is Manin! Wyrda! Hugin!
The signature on your email account reads: "May your swords stay sharp!"
You're on your twentieth time reading Eragon.
You have an Eragon fan site. [Comment by Mike: What's so wrong with that?!]
You constantly dream of riding around the Spine on Saphira.
You're camping and you are trying to light the fire by screaming "Brisingr!" with no success.
You think up ways of stealing those two Dragon eggs from Galbatorix.
You can recite lines and passages from Eragon.
You've signed or started a petition about the release date of Eldest! (...Out of date...)
You cried for hours on end when Garrow died.
You found your self throwing your book across the room out of anger when Brom died.
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You fall and scrape your knee then spend hours sitting there yelling "waise heill" at it.
You start carrying a blue rock around protesting its an egg.
You find yourself learning the Ancient language.
Inventing your own dragon.
You use quotes for signatures.
You learn swords play by beginning with sword-sticks.
You mutter Jierda Theirra Kalfis! when someone annoys you, to no avail.
Your AIM profile is in the ancient language, without any translation.
You constantly go camping to search for the Varden.
You go into deli and try to trade meat for a rock.
You daydream about dragons and come to thinking your nose got scorched.
You ask everyone you meet their true name.
You have a medieval dress and fake elf ears and pretend your Arya.
You search the internet looking for ways to get a dragon.
You change your name to Eragon.
You get a cut somehow on your back and start dancing around, screaming that you're Eragon/Murtagh.
You try to find your TRUE name.
Your parents have forbidden you to talk about Eragon at the dinner table, simply out of annoyance.
You've held a debate with your science teacher over how dragons really exist.
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So Funny!! I LOVE this list!!! I actually do about...29 out of all 41. That's over half...wow....
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