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Claire's first day: Craig was the first housemate to rise this morning. The klaxon went off at 9:25am. Tom's head is bobbing along the top of the fence. Craig said to Tom, 'It's a wonder they didn't put photos of our family up so that would have to check those photos as well'. Tom said, 'Don't give them ideas'.
Claire gets up in her nightie. All of a sudden, all the housemates are about. They start working out their shopping list for the week. They will all have �5.75 to spend on their goodies. Anna said to Claire, 'What do fancy Claire?' Claire said, 'Drink. Who wants to go 45p with me so that I can get wine and cider?' Anna and Darren said, 'Yes. We can then have half a bottle of cider as well'. They finish doing the shopping list at 10:50am
Craig said to Tom, 'The chickens keep looking at me strange'. Tom said, 'It must be some kind of mating dance'.
Claire joined Craig and Tom for some exercises. Claire said, 'I'm a member of a gym but, I don't go'.
Claire and Craig collect the eggs and have an egg duel.
Mel said, 'We need to get that cock out'. Craig said, 'I'm with you'.
BB then said, 'Craig, can you put your microphone on please?' Craig said, 'What?' Tom said to Craig, 'Something else on your mind?' Anna said, 'Craig you're in trouble'. Craig said, 'I know'. Anna said, 'That's not like you'. Craig said, 'Mel said she could hear us talking about our sexual frustrations are like volcanos'.
At 12:00pm. BB called Craig to the Diary Room. He returned to say that, 'Big Brother would like the mirrors cleaning'.
Anna said to Claire, 'Have you been away this summer?' Claire said, 'Yeah! I was called in Majorca. Told I was on the list. I was sat in a bar under a tree with a cocktail'.
At 12:40pm, a helicopter is circling. It is taking pictures I think. They are called into the house. At 12:45pm, they were allowed back into the garden. Tom said, 'They were trying to photograph the new person'. Claire said, 'What are they after my opinion?'
Tom said, 'Shouldn't someone be outside supporting Craig doing the chicken pen'. Mel said, 'He's alright. He's enjoying himself'. Craig's making changes to the chicken pen. To stop the chickens escaping.
The klaxon goes again. Claire's picture appears above the fence. Darren said, 'Who's that? There's a man in drag out here'.
Mel said, 'The chickens are most aggressive when they are horny'. Mel is constantly moaning about the smell of the chicken run. Craig said to Mel, 'You really don't want to do this do you?' Mel said to Craig, 'No'. Tom said, 'It's a good learning experience'.
Darren announced that, 'Marjorie and the chickens are doing very well. They are giving us more fencing to block off the vegetables. Until that has been completed, the chickens have to be kept away from the veggies. The segregated chickens can be put back into the other pen now. They can wander around the lawn but, are not allowed to be left unattended'.
Darren said to Claire, 'Are you going to have kids someday? Claire said, 'Yes someday'. Darren said, 'How long have you been with Troy?' Claire said, '10 years on and off'. Claire said, 'I was planning a shopping trip with my boyfriend, when they showed up. I had my boyfriend running around getting stuff for me'.
Claire said, 'I'm going to do a computer course. Do computer consultancy. I don't know a thing but I'm sure I can learn'.
Tom's outside with Mel in the garden. Tom said to Mel, 'What's your problem? Mel said to Tom, 'You two were jibbering away last night'. Tom said, 'Who?' Mel said, 'You and Craig'. Tom said, 'We were talking about common bonds in here'. Mel said, 'What were you and Craig talking about last night?' Tom said, We were talking about Craig showing Claire around'. Mel said, 'Yeah! He was the perfect host'. Tom said, 'He was getting well into it'. Mel said, 'What did that have to do with the conversation you had?' Tom said, 'He asked me if I'd approached you yet. I said No. We were just talking about it'. Mel said, 'I'm none too impressed with it'. Tom said, 'Craig said it was good. He got a kiss off her', Mel said, 'Again?' Mel was having a good moan about Claire but the sound kept switching between conversations. Mel said to Tom, 'I think we should have a debate. Split in to 2 teams'. Tom said, 'For example whether nuclear power is good or bad? The dumping of nuclear waste?' Mel said, 'Why were you looking at me when you said that?' I missed the rest of the conversation because it cut away.
Someone said, 'The chickens keep escaping'.
Tom is having an extensive discussion with Mel about his education and thoughts on marriage. Mel then said to Tom, 'When was the last time you had a girlfriend?' Tom said, 'Do you mean a serious long term relationship? 2 years ago'. Mel said, 'Why not since then?' Tom said, 'I don't like getting that close to people'. Mel said, 'Did your parents ever meet her?' Tom said, 'Yes'. Mel said, 'Did they like her?' I didn't hear Tom's answer. It was too muffled.
At 3:30 the shopping arrived. Mel has a moan about at lighter. Apparently they have got the wrong sort.
Mel said, 'Does anyone know how to make a paper boat?' No one knows. She then asked, 'Does anyone know how to make a hat?'
There is a discussion regarding the alcoholic content of lager and beer.
Mel rambles into a story about a boat called the Oriana crossing the Irish Sea. Firstly the stern came off, then the bow and finally the mast. Next thing, all the housemates are making paper boats then telling stories about them.
Next thing, they are making up stories. Each housemate has to carry the story along a word at a time.
Craig said regarding the task, 'Have we decided who's going when?' Claire said, '17 little faces should be easy'.
There is chat about different buildings. Claire mentions a building that looks like a boat in London, called The Ark.
At 6:00pm, Claire goes to bed for a while. Darren, Craig and Anna are talking about countries they would like to visit. Anna said, 'I wouldn't like to go to India. I would much prefer New Zealand'.
Mel said to Tom, 'How are you?' Tom said, 'Tired'. Mel said, 'It can't be healthy to sleep that much'. Mel then said, 'Are you all right Tom? Are you all right? Tom, are you deaf?' Tom said, 'Yes'. Tom said to Mel, 'How are you?' Mel said, 'I want to get out and go home'.
Mel said to Tom, 'Have you got a major artery inside your groin?' Tom said, 'Yes'. Mel then said, 'So, if you stabbed someone there, they would die?'
Tom said to Darren, 'Seeing those people outside on Friday makes you feel great. Knowing that lots of people are in to the show'.
