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Practical jokers: 7:30pm Claire gets up. Claire said, 'Do we have any sharp knives, or aren't we allowed them? Have we got any mushroom powder to rub into my finger to get rid of the smell of the garlic?' Claire is helping Darren in the kitchen. Anna then said to Claire, 'Do you cook at home?' Claire said, 'No. I have a takeaway'.
At 8:30pm, they are sitting down to their evening meal and talking about different herbs.
Later Anna and Mel are sat at the dining table chatting about Anna's family. Craig, Claire, Tom and Darren are chatting on the sofas.
Mel said, 'My Mum has been here for 50 years but, she still calls Trinidad home'. Anna said, 'I've always sensed that I will go back home to Dublin'.
Someone said, 'What did everyone do for the Millenium?' Darren said, 'I was at the Dome'. Tom said, 'I was sick for 5 days'. Craig said to Claire, 'Where were you?' Claire said, 'I was at a party right next to Tower Bridge'. Mel said, 'I was in Thailand'.
Craig is teaching Mel the song, 'C'mon feel the noize'. Anna said, 'That song is on everyones mind'.
Mel said, 'Why is everyone sleepy?' Claire said, 'I'm not. I'm ok now'. Mel said, 'Hmmmmm.....'.
The housemates are discussing the current task. Someone is worried that they will get 50 heads to learn on the last day. Thinking that BB will make the task that bit harder. Claire said, 'I'll do the second line'. Darren said, 'How come?' Claire said, 'Cos I'm gonna learn my line with Craig'. Darren said, 'I'll stay up tonight'.
Claire said, 'I was worried before I got here because you knew everyone and I didn't'. Someone said, 'Have you been watching the programme?' Claire said, 'No. I haven't had the time. I've been too busy'. Craig said, 'It could be worse. You could say you have and it's crap'.
Mel said, 'If you had to have a tattoo or a piercing and you'd die if you didn't. What would it be? Why? and Where?' Tom said, 'A Maori tattoo of a fish on my face'. Claire said, 'Some little tattoo on my bottom. Don't know what though. I thought of having a red devil once but, when I get to 70 it'll be a dwarf'. Anna said, 'Tongue and nipple piercings appeal to me'. Mel said, 'Nipple piercings look better on women because they have a chest. They look good on some men'. Craig said, 'I'd have one in a very delicate area, under a very large anaethsetic'.
At 9:42pm, the sound went down.
Claire said, 'I've got a confession to make. I've had corrective plastic surgery. A booby job'. Someone said, 'When did you have it done?' Claire said, 'In September. I was sore for 3 months afterwards, which wasn't so good'. Someone said, 'Are they silicone or saline?' Claire said, 'Silicone'. Mel said to Claire, 'Why did you have it done?' Claire said, 'It depends what mood I'm in to what answer I give'. Tom said, 'What mood are you in now?' Claire said. 'Sometimes I say because I wanted it. Other times I give another reason'. Someone said, 'What does your boyfriend Troy think of it?' Claire said, 'He said as long as it makes me happy, he's ok with it. I told him, I'm not going to charge you a fee, I'm going to charge you a toll if you want to touch them. I should keep a pot by the bed'. Darren said, 'Do they feel different to you?' Claire said, 'Yes'. She relates the feel of her new boobs to that of a fellas balls. The fact that you have the silicone surrounded by flesh. Darren said, 'How long did you have to wait for your operation?' Claire said, 'If you had the money on you, you could get it done next day. Which is very bad'. Darren then said, 'Will you have a problem breast feeding?' Claire said, 'No. So, at least the baby won't go hungry'. Anna said, 'Did you have to take any precautions afterwards?' Claire said, 'I had to wear a heavy duty support bra'. Craig said, 'Would you suffer from extreme temperatures?' Claire said, 'No, because the body temperature stays the same'. Darren said, 'Have they made you as happy as you thought they would?' Claire said, 'Sometimes I put clothes on and I feel more of a girl. Normally I wear a lot of casual clothes. Yes, I feel happier'. Darren said, 'That's cool'. Claire said, 'I like the shape I get from it. Especially when I wear a T-shirt and no bra'. Craig said, 'What day is our wet T-shirt competion?' Mel then said, 'I'd have corrective surgery for scars. I always wanted a boob enlargement but I've been too scared'.
Claire said, 'Do you think you will ever or have already met the love of your life?' Claire said, Yes, but never say never'. Anna said, 'I'm not scared. I reckon I have already met the love of my life'. Craig said, 'I'm looking to see who is out there'. Darren said, 'No. I'm not scared. I've got 4 lovely kids. Yes. I've met the love of my life'. Mel said, 'Yes. I've met them, am I scared, no'. Tom said, 'I've fallen in love with people that aren't compatible with me. I fear falling in love and not getting to know them properly.' Darren said, 'Do you not get to know them when you are seeing them?' Tom said, 'I get to love certain parts of them. You find out by sharing time with them'. Darren said, 'Do you think you fall in love with them too quick?' Tom said, 'Yes'. Tom then said, 'People have to take me as I am warts and all from the start'.
It's 12:20am. Tom and Mel are playing backgammon. Claire is reading a book. Darren is in the kitchen. Anna is in bed.
At 12:45am the smoke alarm went off again.
Craig and Claire are discussing the task.
1:10am. The sound has gone again.
Claire said to Craig, 'I love going out and meeting people'. Craig said, 'Do you like clubbing?' Claire said, 'Yes'. They are discussing different clubs they have been to.
Darren and Tom are playing cards.
Craig and Claire are playing draughts.
At 2:05am, the klaxon goes off.
At 2:10am, Tom and Darren are seen taking the slats out of Craig's bed again. They go to bed.
Craig and Claire are left up playing draughts. Over the next hour or so, there is a lot of whispering and giggling between the two of them you can barely make out the conversation. At one point whilst playing draughts, Claire said something about Craig was playing the dum-dum in the house. They both burst into laughter. There was a misunderstanding. Craig said, 'I thought you were insulting me'. They are giggling like a couple of school kids.
At 2:50am the klaxon blasts again.
Claire and Craig are still in a fun frame of mind, giggling and whispering. They decide to play a practical joke on the smokers of the household. At 3:40am, they hide either cigarettes, a lighter or matches on top of the boiler in the bathroom.
At 3:55am, the cock began crowing.
At 4:00am, they turn in for the night. Not before kissing each other goodnight.
At 4:45am. A camera man can be seen fiddling with a camera in the garden. |
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