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Last updated: 16/09/00

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Fuck it's raining:    At 9:35am, Anna woke up and said, 'It's Friday'.  At 9:40am, Anna got up.  At 10:25am,  Anna is whistling Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head.  At 11:00am, she begins cleaning up.  At 11:05am, she is called to the Diary Room.

At 11:06am, Darren and Craig wake up.

At 11:10am, Anna does the battery change.

At 11:30am, Darren gets up.

It's 11:45am, Anna said, 'It's pouring down.  Dear housemates would you stay in another night because it's raining?'  Darren said, 'I would.  I'm not going out in the the rain'.  Anna said, 'You'll be on your own'.  Anna said, 'If it floods, offer me money and I would go tonight'.

At 11:55am, Craig gets up.  Darren is in the hot tub.  Anna is lying on her bed.

All is very quiet at 12:45pm.  Darren is making his bed.

At 1:20pm, Anna gets up again.  Craig is dozing on the sofa and Darren is working in the kitchen.

At 1:25pm, it is pouring down outside.

Anna takes a shower at 1:50pm.

Anna said to Darren, 'I can't be arsed to pack'.  Darren said, 'Or throw it all in'.  Anna said, 'Yeah.  I'll throw it in.  I could fit my little suitcase into my big one'.

They've got a leak in the house.  One of the big blue bins is being used to catch the drops.

At 2:15pm, Anna said, 'If I've got free time tomorrow, I would like to go for a drive to Richmond Park.  Have a walk.  Go to a local pub and have a half of shandy.  Then meet up with my friends and go to the Hen and Chickens in Highbury'.  Darren said, 'I'll be there'.  Anna then said, 'Or go to the Coach and Horses at Soho'.  Darren said, 'I'll be there'.  Darren went on to say, 'I bet Davina woke up this morning and thought fuck, it's raining'.

At 2:25pm, Craig is reading.

Anna said, 'When I wash my hair, I never know what it's going to be like.  I wake up in the morning and I've got a perm.  My hair is always a surprise in the morning'.

At 2:30pm, Anna said, 'I'm going to pack'.  Anna completed her packing and sat down to play the guitar.

It's 3:00pm and Darren said to Anna, 'Have you packed already?'  Anna said, 'Yes'.  Darren said, 'No way'.

At 3:02pm, the sound goes.  Craig is having something to eat.  The sound comes back at 3:15pm.

It's 3:20pm and Anna said, 'Look at that poor man standing in the rain.  He must be 100ft up.  He's kitted out in wet suit and flippers'.  Craig said, 'Even the camera is wearing a coat'.  Ann said, 'Look at that poor cameraman, he's bored already.  Even the cameraman is cursing us.  I can feel his vibes'.  Darren said, 'Shall I get my bow and arrow?'   Anna said, 'I thought the house was going to be in the countryside'.

At 3:30pm, Craig said, 'I better start packing'.  Craig didn't get around to it at the time.  He then said, 'I'm going for a nap'.  Anna said, 'Good idea'.  Darren said, 'I don't want to'.  Darren then said, 'Blue sky'.  Anna said, 'Praise the Lord.  That's nice.  My friends will come'.

At 3:40pm, the sound goes again.  The sound comes back at 3:45pm.  They were talking about sniffing something in a nightclub.  Darren said, 'Have you seen Xena and her side kick Gabrielle?'  Craig said, 'Is that the singer Gabrielle?'  Darren said, 'No'.  Darren chats on for about the next 20 - 30 minutes about the show.

Anna said, 'I may get in the hot tub'.  Darren said, 'I heard that.  I think they are testing the pyrotechnics'.  Someone said, 'That cameraman on the crane is back.  Let's give him a wave'.  The cameraman waved back.  Craig said, 'He will probably get the sack now'.  Craig then shouted to the cameraman, 'Do you know semaphore?  Whose going to win?'

At 4:10pm, Craig is in the garden.  He said, 'The chickens are a strange colour.  They've got streaks'.

They are trying to shoot the cameraman with the bow and arrows.

Anna said, I need to know what's going to be happening'.  Craig said, 'Shall I go and ask them?  I don't know whether to have a nap or not.  I can see the sun'.  Darren said, 'Can you?'  Craig pointing said, 'See'.

At 4:30pm, Craig and Darren went to bed for a while.

At 4:40pm, Anna went to the Diary Room.  She is waiting outside whispering, 'Please, please, please, please'.

Later on, Anna said to Darren, 'It's going to be such a fucking lovely night.  It's going to be boiling.  People will be in their Hawiian shirts'.  Darren said, 'I can see a bit of grey back there'.  Anna said, 'Christ'.

They are talking about the pictures that have been drawn around the house. 

Darren said, 'Do you know who I want to see?  Sada, Andy and Caroline.  I want to see how they are.  Seeing that they left so early and I've been in here so long.  Ask them how they are and what they think.  I'll be well chuffed to meet Davina'.  Anna said, 'I couldn't have survived in here for 9 weeks with my friends.  We'd have killed each other.  We'd have said did you nominate me?  Why?'  Darren is talking about highs and lows in the house.  Anna said, 'Lows.  I was lonely.  Personal highs.  Having a laugh with Caroline, with you, with other people.  No.  Nichola as well and nice company',  Darren said, 'Highs.  When Davina came through, you knew something was going on.  Lows.  When someone left.  Personal lows.  Going to my room when troubled, but I can be like that in life.  Highs.  Same as you.  Having a laugh'.

At 5:00pm, Anna went to the Diary Room.  She returns armed with cigarettes and chocolate and a packet of Jammy Dodgers.  Darren said, 'I need a cigarette'.  Anna said, 'Don't over do it man, don't over do it, don't over do it man.  I'm going to have a rollie'.  Darren said, 'It's one hour until the evening'.  Anna said, 'One more hour to an adrenalin rush.  I wonder if someone we see is watching this?  What if Bobby Davro is watching this?  I'd be so honoured.  I can imagine him saying good evening Big Brother house, this is Bobby Davro'.  Anna then said, 'I hope my friends have left work.  Don't be working late Emma'.

At 5:10pm, Darren said, 'Wow.  I've just had a cigarette, my first cigarette in ages'.

At 5:15pm, Anna and Darren go out into the garden.  Darren said, 'There is a big spoily cloud on it's way'.  Anna said, 'Big spoily cloud.  Oh'.

At 5:28pm, Anna, Craig and Darren are called to the Diary Room.  All of them can be heard saying hi to BB.  You then hear BB say, 'Hi Craig, hi Anna, hi Darren'.  Then the sound goes.  At 5:43pm, Craig and Darren emerge from the Dairy Room.  Anna is still in there.  They must have been telling them what will happen later on.  It appears that the 3rd person leaves the house.  Leaving the two finalists there for the last hour.  Then the runner up will leave after the winner has been announced.  Leaving the winner in the house to be greeted by Davina.

Craig is happy, he's got a packet of Jammy Dodgers.

Darren is talking about who will be there tonight after the show.  Craig and Darren sing the Name Song.

Anna left the Diary Room at 5:46pm.  Craig got called in at 5:48pm. 

Anna said, 'I can not wait, I can not wait.  Right no crying'.  Craig said, 'I nearly started crying in there'.  Anna said, 'I'm not going to cry today'.  Craig said, 'You'll cry when you win'.  Anna said, 'I'm not going to win'.

They are talking about a party after the show.  I think it begins at midnight but their family and friends aren't allowed to attend. 

Craig said, 'We are all loved outside'.  Anna said to Darren, 'I wonder if they'll be there tonight.  That person that called you a baldy headed cunt?'  Craig said to Darren, 'Are you taking Marjorie to the after show party?'

At 6:05pm, Craig goes to the Diary Room to ask for a bottle of wine to help calm their nerves.

Anna said, 'Get ready for 8:00pm and have our cases ready'.  Craig said, 'We leave and Davina stays for 9 weeks.  Then we can speak to her'.  Anna said, 'The winner has to stay in here on their own for half an hour'. Craig said, 'Has the show been a success?'  Anna said, 'They'll say it is.  So that means that 4 people not 3 have been watching'.  Darren said, '15 tape recorders are out there'.  Anna said, 'Davina will be knackered.  She'll have a nervous breakdown'.

At 6:30pm, they are talking about what the others may be doing outside.

At 6:35pm, a helicopter is flying low over the house.  Anna said, 'Fucking hell, that helicopter is flying very low.  Fucking low'.  Darren said, 'We may get stuck in all the traffic'.  Anna said, 'It may be Davina'.  Craig said, 'What was your favourite moment?'  Anna said, 'The boys wars'.  Darren said, 'The water skiing in the garden'.  Craig said, 'The first time I was nominated and saw my Mum'.  Anna said, 'I'm going to lay down for half an hour, then have a shower'.

At 7:30pm, they are pumping the BB theme into the house.  It's raining again.  Darren said, 'It's pissing down outside.  The crowd will probably stay at home'.

At 7:45pm, a helicopter can he heard.  At 7:50pm, the cameras are panning the skyline.  Anna is doing her make up.  Anna said, 'Copters....oooooooo.  I'm sitting down, I'm ready to go'.  Anna is parading around doing an 'IT' girl pose.

It is thundering and lightning and pissing down outside.

BB requested that they wear their radio mics.  Anna said, '2,2,2,2.  Shall I wear it to the left or to the centre, so that my cleavage hangs down.  Mmmmmm'.  Craig said, 'Are you ready?'  Anna said, 'Yeah.  I'm ready'.  Craig said, 'I've got to have a shower'.  Anna said to Darren, 'Are you leaving as you came?'  Darren said, 'Yeah'.  Anna said, 'So am I'.  At 8:15pm, Craig is getting dressed.

Anna said, 'Can we have some music so we can dance and look sexy for the last hour?'  Anna is leaving 2 pairs of knickers behind.  She said, 'Whoever finds them can give them to Barnardos'.

At 8:20pm, Anna and Darren have a hug.  Anna said, 'We're going home'.   Craig is doing his hair.  He said, 'Gelling it up for Davina'.

BB asks the housemates to leave their suitcases in front of the Diary Room.

Anna jokingly said, 'Is there something happening this evening Big Brother?  Caggy's here.  I can feel her'.  Darren said to Anna, 'You take the Marlboro's and we'll have this rollie now'.

8:30 show:    Davina announced prior to giving the result that over 5 million votes had been cast.  2,000 people have assembled in the pouring rain to greet the housemates as they leave.  Davina readied herself to give the result.  Trying to quieten the audience down.  Davina said, 'The 8th person to be voted out of the house is..................Darren'.  Darren has hugs from Craig and kisses and hugs from Anna.  Davina goes to greet him.  Darren ran up the walkway to greet his girlfriend and family members. Davina introduced him to Brenda, Craig's Mum.  Posed for the press.  Signed a few autographs.  Mounts the stage and takes the applause from the crowd, and is taken into the studio to greet his friends.

Davina introduces him as the Daddy of the house.  Davina said, 'Are you ok?'  Darren said, 'Yes.  I'm fine thank you'.  Davina said, 'The insanity that is Big Brother.  I saw you looking at the house there.  Is it weird seeing it from here?'  Darren said, 'I know.  I can see Anna and Craig'.  Davina said, 'I noticed you sneaking a few things in your bag.  You were the only one to do that.  Bless him'.  Darren said, 'Was that shown?'  Davina said, 'No, but I saw it'.  Darren said, 'That was a couple of weeks ago, when I thought I was going to go.  I gathered a few bits together but I didn't go'.  They show him Craig and Anna in the house.  Davina then said, 'I know this is a difficult question but, who do you want to win?'  Darren replied, 'I can't answer that question Davina.  Those 2 guys are wicked.  I've lived with them for 10 weeks.  I can't answer that question'. Davina said, 'I knew I couldn't get it out of you.  You are too lovely'.  Davina then said, 'What has the last 7 days been like?'  Darren said, 'It's been quiet'.  Davina said, 'Any competitiveness?'  Darren said, 'No.  We all get on so well.  A lot of us were bored sometimes.  We got ourselves going.  I talked to Marjorie.  I looked after Juanita'.  Davina asked Darren, 'Do that noise for Marjorie'.  Darren did the noise he used to call the chickens.  Davina said, 'This weeks task kept you busy.  Looking after Juanita'.  Darren said, 'You can look at it but I'm not'.  They show clips from the task.  Davina said, 'I've got a little secret to tell you.  Craig went into the bedroom and tried to wake Juanita up while you were asleep'.  Darren said, 'You're joking me'.  Davina said, 'No. He did'.  Then Darren jokingly said, 'I want Anna to win'.  Davina said, 'Just a few questions about your housemates.  They are quick questions.  I want quick answers.  Who was the funniest?'  Darren said, 'The funniest was Anna'.  Davina said, 'Who was the laziest?'  Darren said, 'Probably myself'.  Davina said, 'Who was the most competitive?'  Darren said, 'The most competitive was Nicholas'.  Davina said 'Do your Nicholas face'.  He does a pose for Davina.  Davina said, 'Who would you most like to see again?'  Darren said, 'Anna and Mel and Sada and Caroline'.  Davina said, 'Who said you could have the double bed?'  Darren said, 'I didn't make that rule. They just gave it to me'.  Davina said, 'What did you make of the whole nomination process?'  Darren said, 'It was really hard, it was stressful'.  Davina cut in and said, 'Darren, I've got to ask something.  You did become famous for the most dodgy nomination reasons known to mankind'.  They show him doing his nominations.  Davina said, 'Darren you could of done better than that'.  Darren said, 'Thanks very much for that'.  Davina said, 'A lot of people went in saying they got on better with other people and I don't like them'.  She then said, 'Fantastic reasons.  So funny.  Who did you fancy the most?'  Darren said, 'Sada'.  Davina said, 'There was another girl you fancied.  You couldn't keep your eyes or hands off her'. Darren said, 'Davina'.  Davina said, 'You know who I'm talking about.  Let me show you the evidence'.  They show clips of him with Marjorie.  Davina said, 'I love that, I love that.  He just said to me, that's not Marjorie in one of the clips'.  Show friends at the Dome.  Davina said, 'You came close but didn't win.  Do you feel it was worth it?'  Darren said, 'Yes it was worth it.  I've been there 2 months 1 week.  I went through some good times and some bad times'.  Davina said, 'Your bad times were missing your kids.  What was it like not seeing them for so long?'  Darren said, 'Very hard.  I was in the Diary Room talking about it.  I just kept focussing.  Knowing I would see them in a week or two.  I'm dying to see them now'. Davina said, 'You're kids couldn't make it tonight'.  They show a message from the kids.  Then Davina said, 'I've done a little bit of a Nicholas.  I done a porkie.  Of course your kids are here with their Mum'.  There was a very emotional reunion.  The kids seem very shy.  Davina said, 'You've been such a star.  We all love you  Big Daddy Darren'.  Davina said, 'What was it like seeing those clips?'  Darren said, 'Wicked'.  Davina said, 'I'm looking forward to you cooking for me.  Just one more time, who do you think is going to win?'  Darren said, 'No.  I can't tell you.  I've lived with those guys too long'. 

Davina winds up the show.    

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