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The kleptomaniac: Nichola was talking to Caroline about the semaphore task.later today. Nichola said, 'God help me, God help me today'. Caroline said, 'Yeah! Nick, get with the program'.
Nichola said to Anna, 'We stayed up all night detoxing. We had sardines, jappatis (apologies for the spelling) and All Bran'. Anna said about Melanie, 'I can't understand why she is stealing batteries. Look she's got about 5 in her locker'. Showing Caroline and Nichola. Melanie's locker was open at the time. Caroline then said, 'If she's going to steal something, why doesn't she steal something interesting like the fire extinguishers'. Nichola said, 'She's doing my head in. She's too babyish'. Nichola said, 'She needs all the attention'. Caroline said, 'She is trying to change her character'. Someone said, 'She's always seeking attention'.
Anna said to Caroline, 'Where's your microphone?' Caroline said, 'It's near my mouth. Don't worry, they can hear my conversation'. Anna said, 'What shall I wear today? Maybe a pair of jeans'. Caroline said jokingly, 'I'm going to start stealing the pictures off the wall and put them in my locker to get attention'. Caroline said about Mel, 'She's like a 10 year old, not 26. Why is she stealing batteries, it's bizarre'.
BB then announces, 'Can Anna come to the Diary Room. Caroline to Anna, 'It's about the batteries'.
All the housemates are called in to the house by BB and told to close the patio door, and stay away from the windows. The cameras are paning around the sky. There is lots of aircraft noise. The camera concentrates on a light aircraft in the sky.
Craig said to Caroline, 'My spellings improved since doing the semaphore task'.
Nothing comes of the incidents outside and BB declares everything to be ok. The housemates head off outside to do some semaphore practice.
Caroline said to Darren, 'I want to capture a human being, put it in a cage to teach it tricks and feed it'.
BB calls the housemates to the garden. It's time to do the weeks semaphore task. The task ends. The signallers are sent to their bedrooms. The people doing the writing down of the message are called to the Diary Room one at a time. Nick is called to the Diary Room with his message. Tom said, 'If it's anything like usual, Nick will be in there for half an hour'.
The result of the task is announced by BB. They failed this weeks task. Craig thinks he spelt 2 words wrong and didn't complete the message. Another two failed to complete the message. This weeks budget is �47. Everyone sings, 'It's only a game show'. Anna said, 'For your next task, you have to read each others minds'. Caroline talking about the budget for the week, 'It's going to be a terrible week in the house'. Anna said, 'I can do sober - sometimes'.
Caroline and Darren were dueting. There was a lot of singing going on. Then Craig burst in to 'Come on feel the noise'.
Anna announces, 'I'm gonna wash every single T-towel'.
Darren said, 'I did a survey at my workplace about hetrosexual women. Apparently they think hetrosexual women think about sleeping with another woman'. Mel and Caroline declare, 'It's bollox'. Asked, 'Would you want to sleep with a girl'. Caroline said, 'Not necessarily but, never say never'. Darren to Caroline, 'Which woman do you admire most?' Caroline replied, 'Anna because of her wonderful sense of humour, and my Mum'.
Darren then said, 'If your life depended on it, say you would die. Who of the 10 people in the house would you sleep with? I'd sleep with Sada. She's attractive, intelligent and funny'. Craig said, 'a dog'. Caroline said, 'If you are watching. I'll sort him out'. Caroline then said, 'I'd sleep with 2 of you. Anna and Nichola. If I was looking for a bit of willy, it would be yours' (Darren). Mel said, 'I'd have an orgy with everyone in here'. Someone said, 'Why?' Mel replied, 'Because everyone is so wonderful'. Anna said, 'Caroline and Nichola. I find them very attractive. For a willy, Darren, 'cos I know it would be a very special moment'.
Caroline said, 'Why am I on the list every week?' Darren said, 'I mean a real question'. Caroline said, 'It is a real question you freak'. Everybody avoided the issue.
Nick said to Tom, 'It's time to strike. Play the advantage. It's time to fly, not like those 3 animals over there'. I caught the back end of a chat session. He's been handing out advice to Tom. Just like he did to Andy last week
Craig, Tom and Mel are in the garden. I presume it's about sleeping with a member of the household. Craig said to Mel. 'I'll sleep with you but not tomorrow'. Mel said, 'What are you doing tomorrow?' Craig said, 'It's classified'. Mel spurrted out, 'Fuck off you two. Stop picking on me and you are starting to annoy me'. Someone said, 'Ooooooo'.
Nick said to Tom, 'Don't put off till tomorrow, what you can do today'.
Mel moans about the amount of chicken shit that is being brought into the house on peoples shoes.
Craig is having a chat with Anna, Caroline and Nichola about the house he is building for himself. Caroline said, 'We will have to have a weekender at your place'. Craig agrees.
Mel begins to ask Darren some pointed personal questions about piercings in personal places. Darren then said to Mel, 'Whenever you are doing whatever you have to do. Do you get extra from it?' Mel embarrassingly said, 'Yes'. With that, Darren came back into the kitchen.
Mel is called to see BB. Craig said, 'What's going on with you? You're always in there'. She comes out and said to someone, 'Do you know what that was all about?' Someone said, 'No'. Mel said, 'I'll show you'. With that, the camera follows her to the bedroom. Someone said, 'Mel and her batteries'. Someone said to Mel, 'Where did you get the batteries from? Why did you hide them?' Mel said, 'I wasn't trying to hide them. Someone said, 'Remember Big Brother can see everything'. Someone then said, 'It was for the Scalextrix'.
Mel then said, 'I've had two verbal warnings now'.
Anna said to Tom, 'You feeling tired?' Tom replied, 'I've not been feeling well for a couple of days'.
Anna has a lengthy chat to Craig about his business.
Caroline goes to bed. It's middle to late afternoon. Nick, Mel, Tom, Craig, Anna and Darren are playing cards.
A few hours later, Caroline gets up.
Caroline is trying to discuss with Tom, Nichola, Nick, Anna and Darren why she has been put on the list again this week. Craig and Mel, are standing back from the group whispering. Mel is now chatting to Craig and asking him personal questions.
Caroline said to the group, 'I can understand it happening once. When it happens 3 times. I can almost work out who. If you feel the need to nominate me every week. What do you feel? Why aren't you telling me?' No one really gives her an answer.
Caroline said, 'If I get out on Friday, I'll only watch the omnibus on Saturday'. |
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