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Later that evening: Caroline said to Tom, 'If Davina were to ask you about dressing up as a woman with your fine pair of legs. Then were to ask you would you do it on the outside? What would you say?' Tom said, 'Only in private'.
Caroline said, 'If I'm here next week. I'd like to remind Big Brother that there are other members in the house'.
Caroline, Anna and Nichola are washing up. The rest are talking about various music artists. The conversation gets around to George Michael and the famous toilet incident. The mics are lowered after Darren cut Mel short regarding the incident. The mics come back and a very lengthy discussion ensues regarding leud/sexual acts in public places. It's impossible to document to discussion. Suddenly, Caroline must have cleaned out the shower said regarding the guys wanking in the shower, 'It's ok to wank in the shower but, please don't leave your semen in there'. (Yuk!!).
Everyone except for Caroline and Nichola are playing Blackjack. Darren calls to Caroline in jest, 'Come here you witch'. Mel said, 'You're a witch from hell'.
Nichola goes to bed after tidying the kitchen area with Caroline. Caroline then joins the card players.
Darren, Caroline, Anna, Mel, Nick and Tom have a discussion about whether they would put their parents into a home if they were to become ill.
It appears that Craig is the king trumper (farter) in the boys bedroom. Another conversaton stikes up about farting.
The sound keeps going up and down.
Nichola comes into the lounge in a bit of distress. Caroline said, 'She probably woke up and realised that she hasn't got any chocolate'. It appears that she had a bad dream about the toilets being haunted.
The group start to go in to a string of topics to discuss. They start discussing womens problems. Darren seems very naive about the subject, and finds it unusual to go into the bathroom and find tampons in there.
The subject matter changes to the contraceptive pill and PMT. Caroline said, 'One day I can be laughing, another crying then I want to pick up a knife and kill someone'. Caroline talking of experiences on the pill, 'It put me off sex and depressed me'. Caroline said to Darren, 'Whatever you do, don't open the bin in the toilet'. Darren said, 'You mean the ladies' bin? The one you put your thing in?'
Anna then began talking about a programme she saw on the TV about men and their penises. 'This guy said he used to tug on his for 20 minutes a day to make it bigger'. The conversation moves around to a guy with a small penis. Darren said, 'It must be terrible to have a knob on balls'. The conversation died.
Darren posed a question to the group. 'When you get ready to go out, and you put on a black dress. You know the dress I'm on about. Do you do it for yourself or men?' Mel said, 'If I'm going out to pull'. Anna said, 'If I feel dead sassy in the hope that someone else does too'. Caroline said, 'I dress for myself and enjoy male attention'. Darren said, 'Good for you'. Nick said, 'I would dress for myself'. Caroline said to Nick, 'Would you tuck your shirt in or leave it out?' Nick said, 'Some like a shirt tucked in, some out. Depends really'.
They then get on the subject of fashion and colours. Caroline said, 'Men stick to bland colours. It's because they think they will be seen as gay if they wear a bright top. Most flamboyant men are gay'. Darren said, 'I buy dull clothes 'cos they go with anything'. Anna said to Darren, 'Would you buy a satin cereese suit?' Darren said, 'I'd love to wear that' Someone said, 'If I had an endless pot of money I would treat myself to what I want'. Mel then said, 'Women have a much better selection of clothes than men'. Nick said, 'I like bright colours. I'm a bright boy'. Anna said, 'I go for plain colours'. Caroline said, 'I love colours. I wish I'd brought my medicine cabinet'.
They are talking about womens magazines, and the models in them being a bad example to young girls. Darren said, 'Are women skinny? You look at that woman off 'Ready Steady Cook', (meaning Fern Britton), The magazines are awful for kids'. Caroline said, 'One school held a self confidence test for kids. After looking at various magazines, their self confidence had dropped by 30%'. Darren then said, 'Are women supposed to go out looking like that? With their white powdered faces?' He was referring to catwalk models.
Someone then said, 'Everyone wants good romping sex'. Caroline said, 'If I could stop thinking about eviction, I could concentrate on sex'. Darren said, 'Why not take up Mel's idea of an orgy'. Caroline said, 'If Nichola gets her present (It's her birthday this week. She wants a vibrator), we could all enjoy it'.
Darren then said, 'Mens magazines are crap as well'. Caroline said, 'Loaded is pathetic'.
Darren said, 'One more question. A girl never shaved her legs at school, then started. Why?' Mel said, 'Peer pressure from other girls'.
Caroline said, 'We should pick on Craig tomorrow'. Jokingly. Then said, 'It can't be me, my day is Friday. I've never been sober and had such a good laugh. I always have a good laugh when I'm stoned'.
Everyone appears to have gone to bed. Darren got in to bed and trumped. Good night all!!
A bit later, Caroline got up. She had a cup of tea and a cigarette. She seems very deep in thought. She vistis the Diary Room. She is in there for about 15 - 20 minutes. Goes to the bathroom and takes some tablets. Then wanders off to bed. |
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