I am sorry I haven't written with you for so long, but I have been participaing in the show "Survivor". I have much to tell you. So many exciting things happened on the Island of Marquesis. It was very odd though, right when we were about to begin our journey, the host of the show was eaten by a giant. I was very sad the host was killed.He was hot! Unlike the giant. Man he was ugly! Oh the first few days on the island were rough. I was ordered by Zech, to build a fort with Duo. I was so proud of it (only one nail broken). Unfortunatly, Zech didn't agree. So he built one himself. He's such a provider. Too bad I wasn't allowd to sleep in it.Me and Hitomi (ewwww) *shuder* were forced to sleep in the bushes, from the fear of us grabbing peoples asses in the night. This was our third day on the island by now, and Relena had already been "kicked" off ( Actually kicked! That giant was mean).Oh, yes, this had to be one of the best days, for it had rained. I loved dancing in the rain, especially around the guys. I am a good dancer you know. The next day Heero had gone crazy, and tried to kill us all but before he could, he collapsed, he must have been tired. Sadly that was the day he had to go! I was going to miss those spandex covered, hot legs! Lucky Relena. She got to be alone on loser island with him for soo long! I dream of that! Well, the next day, when I was out picking pansies for Zechy, and I came back to find Quatre had gone insane and was chassing after people with a huge log! Trowa had told me it was because he had gone without tea for 4 whole days.Poor thing! I felt his pain! So after some srong efforts, Van and Duo had managed to tie him up to a tree and just before I could har- um, I mean, have fun with him, the Giant appeared and kicked him off after everyone pleading for his removal.Another day had passed and Van had become EXTREMALLY lazy! He wouldn't do any work! Silly, silly boy.If only he had moved his sexy ass of his, most wouldn't have been forced to vote him out. Too bad. I would have liked to have seen him shower with his fine body first, Oh well. I can dream. I think it was around day 6 now and I had decided we should go "cloud" gazing, hehe. While "cloud" gazing, Duo came running up to us with important news. He had found a cave! The cave was nice and dark, and gave me time to spy on Zechs. Most of us fell asleep when the idiot Hitomi,wanted to look for Van (even though he would have been on loser Island, dumb onna) on the top of the cave. Somehow she managed to climb using her shoulders, none of us know how, when all we could hear were screams. It was then we decided to leave. They found her body a few days later. She was fine, but apparentlly had been mauled by an evil over-sized cat lion thing. Hehe. That made us happy. Now only men were on the island, wink wink, nudge nudge, grabbie grabbie. Hehe.Unfortunatly, Trowa was next to leave, for he had no hair gel and was going insane.Oh how sad I was for such a hot man to leave. But at least I still had Zech and Duo, prow. We had noticed Duo had been scratching his head alot lately, so we got Zechs to inspect his hair. HE HAD LICCCCCE!!!!!!!!!!! EWW EWWWWWWW!! Even my rattail had begun to itch!! He may have been hot, but we wanted him off! Luckly the giant granted our wish and kicked him off. Now only my love and I were left on the island! I know he hides his feelings, but he does love me! We had a great time together even though he wouldn't let me touch him... well it was still fun! Than after a day, the giant had woke us up to announce the winner. I knew it was me, but the giant decided to be greedy and take the money. We were smart enough not to complain, I mean he was 10, 000 times our size!! But the stupid Relena decided to open her mouth. The giant got pissed and bit off her head! Surgery fixed it by sewing her head back on, such a shame. Why is it that that women NEVER dies!! OH WHAT A WORLD! Well, so I guess thats it. I think the show was ruined after it was dedicated to Quatres 3 sisters that died. For gay's sake their onna!!! Who caaaaaaaaares!!! Oh well, at least their related to Quatre. Well I write again later, until our next adventure!
Today is the Aug. !st, 2002. We just finished filming our Gundam Rap. It's quite good. What was really great about it was we all got to choose our own lyrics. My rap goes like this:
I'm Wufei, dun dun, i'm gay, dun dun, and I like to play, dun dun, but not in the sandbox, with other mans cocks, even though I have to pay! dun dun. Hehe. Oh yes and as I was watching Zechs, my love rap, I was sooo tempted, I just had to cut in and slap his ass! Slap it good! What an amazing day!! And what a hard ass!! Hehe. Well, thats about it, until our next adventure.
I drew a sketch today! Hehe, hope you like it.
Today I got a pink pen! Don't you love it!! It was only, 45 cents! It was on sale from Barbie! Today was my 4th annual gay fashion show parade! It had to have been one of the best days of my life! I covinced the gundam guys to wear my fashions. Yes, yes, I know, your wondering how I got them to. Well turns out their gay and love them.... FINE! I'm lying! I really just said if they didn't, they would have to live with the fear that one night, I will sneak into their rooms and gr- well, you get the point. Their idiots. Like I never already did!- ah, oh,
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