I switched bodies today, today, UGH! Stupid pen! It's running out after only one day!! Ugh! I'll use this boooooooring black one. NEVER trust onna! Even if they are just plastic dolls!... But you can trust ken. Hes fiiiiiiine by me! *wink wink* Anyways, as I was saying, the day before this happened, I had asked the gay butterfly to let me veiw life through different eyes, to expeirence a different body! Little did I know, I would wake up as...duh duh duhhh RELENA!! NOOOOOOOO!!! Well, I thought of an upside. I could use this new body to hit on Heero! But I should have figured her body would be usless. Turns out everyone had switched, so Heero, or I think Van was smarter than to have sex with me.The day was hell. I was sooo pissed at the gay butterfly. I gave him a whole speech about how he had forsaken me and how I wanted a mans body, so I could shower and play with his ding-a-ling! Lucky we changed back......I HAVE A PENIS!!!!!!!!!YAHHHHHHH- ah no I will not shut up! Diary you can be sooo mean!! mmmm, hmmhhmmmm WAHHHHHHH!!! I'll never write to you again you bitch!!!!
I am using this blue pen, the pen of sadness, to say I'm sorry for the fight we had yesterday. I have thought it over and have decided to forgive you! If only you will forgive me... Oh! You will! Oh this is wonderful! We will always be the best of friends!! Thank you! No, no thank YOU! Hehehe, hehahahha!! Oh you flatter me! When I think of it, I really do love you! You have stuck by my side for so many years now! What, oh no, I couldn't! Ok fine just one kiss!
Now do you like my new pen!! I swear it won't run out, it's made by Ken! Ken, hehe, aww, eww. What? Oh yes, it's just that that name reminded me of what happened today, both the good and the bad. Well, you see, today I was a designer on trading spaces and re-decorated Heeros room. Pink, of course. I was partnered with Relena, Hitomi (eww) and Quatre (prow). Although, the girls seemed to have loooved my ideas. Quatre on the other hand, was unsure. What a silly, silly, boy that Quatre is. He may be hot, but don't be fooled, he can be mean. He told me thats the only reason my designs were working was because They were girls and I was gay! But we all know he loved it... I think... Yes he did, of cooooourse he did. Everyone loves my style.... And my ass mmmhmnn. Well I changed his room from dark and gloomy, to pink and cheery!! While I was decortaing his room, is when my love for Ken began. I didn't care he had a chain in his back!! LOVE IS LOVE!! (Ken is the host of trading spaces) He would continuessly pop up in my room just to say hi, and look at "the room"...the room being my cock. I remember when it was time to do the interveiws, him and I were alone together. I was singing to myself in the mirror. He began to sing along, and I knew it was an invitation... an invitation to have sex. After it was soon time to show heero his room. Well, if you were to watch the show, you would see Heero freaking out after seeing it Well, what you didn't see, they cut out Heero laughing after he had tricked all of us PRETENDING to hate it as a joke. Hehehe he's soo silly. Yes. The show was at it's ending scene and the truth had come out. Van, as the carpenter, asked again why my lover had a chain in his back (this must have been the 6th time he was asked that day). Well he went insane at the question and blurted out...HE WAS A ROBOT!! He blasted away, causing us confusion. Still puzzled, we than saw him burst away flying infront of us screaming " Self-distruct SELF-DISTRUCT!!" and that was the last I had seen of him.Now I must admit right now I feel very werid! Well why shoudn't I dear god diary I had intimate sex with a robot!!!!! EWW EEWWWWWW!! But he was good... well, I think i'll leave now, until our next adventure!!
I have to tell you something that if it ever where to come out in public might ruin me- Huh? What? Yes the Ken pen died ok, God, anyways, well- wait! What i'm I doing!! I can't tell you!! You'll tell!! I know you'll tell!!! I can't trust you!! I NEVER CAN!!!! I'M SO MAD I COULD THROW YOU AT THE WALL!! WHAT THE HELL!! HERE GOE'S NOTHING!!...i'm going to throw you now!! Don't think I won't!! I will!! AHHH!!!
I'm using the blue pen once again...I'M SORRRRRRRYY!!!!!!!!!!