L: Now Caramon ... is it true you have a drinking problem?
C: What!?!
L: Answer the question!
C: uh um well i do like a small drink now and th-
L: LIAR!!!! I know that you drink about 15 bottles of alchol a day and that's not counting the whisky!
C: Uh well umm..
L: HAH! so you do drink, I thought so.. hmm and now is it true that you rape girls?
C: NO!!!
L: Then why is it very night your with one??
C: Well they are just some girls that like me and-
L: *looks at him up and down* Ya right!!!
C: *whispering* what are you doing!!!!!
L: *whispering back* I'm working on a strategy!
L: Hmm ok no further questions your honor.
T: Ok um *looking at his watch, which looked exactly like the guards and just happned to appear in his pouch* Well we will take a short recess.
During the recess..
C: Rememeber I won that bet so if you don't help me with you'll have to-
L: I know I know kiss you ( noooooooo!!!)
*~*~*~
M: Ok Raistlin we're doing great!
R: *cough*So?
M: Well your winning yaya, and then you can get back at him for all thoughs years of torture!
R: Do not *cough* remind me *wheeze* of that!
M: AWWWW here take this!
R: What is it?
M: A cough drop!
*~*~*~
T: So anyways that was the time when I turned into a mouse and then I got the magical trasporting ring and I stopped that wizard although it would have been better if i was a mouse at the time, did you know that owls try to eat you when your one? Ohh I turned into a owl once that was when I was with the Sea elf hmmm I can't remember her name, oh how do you suppose they can breathe under water, sea elves that is? I asked her to show me in a bucket but I guess she got busy oh and did i tell you when-
Guard: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Recess ends..
T: *happy since he got back his gavol* Court in session!
L: Ok you honor I would like to bring Sturm to the stand.
S: *takes a seat at the front*
T: HIYA! Long time no see Sturm!
L: uh hem!
T: Oh uh yes well same thing I said to Caramon but now for you.
S: Yes I swear to tell the truth.
L: Hmmm ok Sturm who do you trust more Caramon or Raistlin.
S: Caramon!
L: Ok and why is that?
S: Well I have always trusted Caramon, he's been a loyal friend, Raistlin is of the black robe so I do not trust him!
L: Ok so you saying Caramon is more uh trustworthy?
S: Yes
L: Ok no further questions your honor.
M: Wait but I do! *marches up to the front and glares at Sturm* Ok you said something very important just now. " Raistlin is of the black robes so i do not trust him" Well if that's the only reason then your pretty pathetic! COME ON! We all know that as a knight you don't trust ANY magic user of course you won't trust Raistlin! But you don't even know him well enough to be rube and cruel to him!
S: No I know him well enough and-
M: And what?? Is it not true that Raistlin saved your life on several accounts?
S:..
M: Well come on! Your a knight you "must speak the truth" *said in a mocking voice*
S: Yes he did but he did try to lead us to our deaths on other account!
M: So your on an account of being a jack ass! Beside i tallied up the number of times he saved you life to the number of times he tried to kill you and he saved your life wayyyyyyy more than he tried to kill you so that makes up for it!
S: ..
M: HAH so there! no further questions!
T: Hmm? *looks bored* ok bye Sturm! *waves*
M: Now I would like to bring Kristin to the stand.
K: Ok ^_^ yaya *runs to the front*
M: Ok Kristin is this man ugly? *points to Caramon*
K: Hell yes!
M: I rest my case!
K: ohhh so your Tas!
T: Hullo yup that's me! ^_^
K: WOW cool i never read this book but HEY your Raistlin aren't you?
R: Yes
K: Ohhh Master of Past and Present COOL! Maija and Laura talk about you all the time!
R:*gives a evil grin* How nice * sarcastic tone*
K: Ok oh um sorry I'll take a seat now *goes back to her seat*
L: Aw ok bye Kristin!
C: Laura!
L: WHAT? oh FINE! my god! geesh! *stands up* Ok i would like to call ummmmmm Flint up to the stand.
F: *grumbling *
T: FLINT!!!!!!!!!
F: *slaps his hand over his face* Oh no
T: How have you been I haven't seen you for the looooongest time, well actually an hour but yaya would you like to hear one of my adventures, i have all sorts of maps I can show you here let me get th-
F: YOU DOORKNOB OF A KENDER! just ask me to tell the truth and let's get this over with!!
T: Ok I suppose your right I can tell you later ^_^ ok so do you swear to tell the uh truth umm *to guard* how did the rest go?