T: Ok ^_^ do you swear to tell the truth nothing but the truth so help you god?
F: Yes yes i do now hurry up!
L: ok now Flint what can you tell us about Caramon?
F: Well he's a big fellow I can tell you that, he's mind is empty but strong as an ox.
L: Uh huh ok hmm wait wasn't there one time when you almost drown thanks to him?
C: I'm object!!
T: Order in the court Caramon sit down please.
F: Yes there was, and I swear I haven't been in a little boat with him since!
L: Ok so how did it happen?
F: He reached over the side to catch a fish, idiot! The lad ended up tipping over the whole boat, and I nearly catched my death.
C: What does this have to do with anything? So I tipped a boat!
L: Oh well i just wanted the jury to clarify that you tired to kill Flint!
C: I DID NOT!
The jury begins to talk
F: He didn't try to kill me it was just accident.
L: Ohhhh but how can you be so sure a man willing to leave his brother in the abyss for years of torture would be willing to do anything!
F: 0_0... No but he wouldn't .....or would he.....nah not possible....or is it... 0_0
C: Flint I didn't I-
F: You stay away from me lad! I, It's not that I don't trust y,you but keep yer distance for now!
L: Ok hmmm so how do you feel about Raistlin?
F: Raistlen? Well he's abitious for one thing, studies far too much, is so slient can't tell what the boy is thinking.
L: Hmmm ok and how do you feel about what Caramon put Raistlin through?
C: (Laura what side are you on?!)
L: *ignores him* So Flint?
F: Well I don't know quite what happened but although Raistlin deserved to be punished I think that torture was far to cruel even for Raistlin.
L: Exactly!!! And do you think Caramon should have saved him?
F: Well yes I do!
L: I knew -
C: uh hem!!!!
L:*sigh* fine! *whispers to Flint* here 50 bucks say something nice about Caramon!
F: OK! Well Caramon has always looked out for the group.
L: Ok thank you Flint, no further questions your Honor.
T: hehe I like how people call me Honor! Ok bye Flint!
M: Hmmm ok now I would like to call Tanis to the stand.
T: *walks up*
T: Wow i'm meeting everyone today Hi Tanis hows Laurana??
T: She's fine.
M: Yes ok wutever now Tanis you know wut your an complete ass!!! Ok you sleep with Kitiara and the run off with Laurana! Like wut the hell! Seriously!! You are such a cheater how can anyone like you!!! Your like Caramon for god sake! Thinking your all that well you are a sack of crap! And maybe Kitiara cheated on you a bit and maybe she tried to kill your friends BUT THAT'S NOT EXCUSE TO LET HER SOUL BE TAKEN BY LORD SOTH!!! My god man don't you have morals??? She begged you to hold on to her life and you tossed it away yous ass!!! I hate you! You look like a freaking woman with facial hair! God! and wut the hell your always so mean to Raistlin!!! All he's ever done is ok maybe try to destroy the world but BIG DEAL!!! No body's perfect!!! He saved your ass on occasion! AND WUT ON EARTH MADE YOU THINK YOU WERE THE LEADER!?!?!?! Raistlin should have he's smart and sexy YOUR NOT!!! GAHHH I HATE YOU!! Ohhhh what are you gonna cry now! Wahh poor baby well you know what you can just-
T: Uh Maija, um sorry to interrupt but was there any other point to bringing Tanis up here besdies yelling at him?
M: Nope ^_^ ok I'm done!
T: Ok bye bye Tanis Say hullo to Laurana for me!
T: *walks off sulking*
L: haha that was great!
K: ohhhhhh Laura was that the Tanis guy?
L: Yuppers he's an ass!
M: ^_^
L: Ok I want to call upon umm BUPU!
B: Me Bupu!! *runs to the front*
L: Ok Bupu how do you feel about Raistlin?
B: Bupu like pretty man, want to hold hands with pretty man!
Court room: Awwww
L: Ok what about Caramon?
B: Bupu not know Caramon
L: Hmmm ok well is it true that Raistlin charmed you?
B: No Bupu love pretty man, pretty man always take good care of Bupu! Make Bupu feel safe and is always kind!
L: Aww I know he's so sweet!
C: Uh hem!!!!
L: Uh but was there anytime when he was mean to you or you saw him trying to kill someone?
B: NO!!! pretty man friend, pretty man kind to me! Caramon mean to Bupu!
L: But Caramon .. hey wait a minute wut the hell am I doing? I don't want to defend Caramon, HAH I hate Caramon!!!
M/K: GO LAURA!
C: (Laura the bet!!!)
L: SCREW THE BET!!! Ok so I heard before that you let kids throw rocks at Raist when he was little??
C: Why are you talking to me I'm not on the bench!
L: Well you are now! So do you have any idea wut kind of emotional pain and pshyical pain Raistlin must have went through??
C: no..not really-
L: So I have an idea let's make Caramon feel how Raistlin did, let's re-act the rock throwing only Caramon you pretend to be Raist! Maija Kristin commence throwing!
K: Uh Laura there are no rocks
L: Umm Use book!
M: OK!