Guard "All rise as the honorable judge Tasslehoff." Tas comes out wearing a very long black robe.
T: Hullo! Nice to meet cha! I'm Tasslehoff Burrfoot! *Shakes guards hand, then walks over to the jury" Hullo, its a pleasure to meet you! I'm Tas! *shakes all their hands* *goes around the whole court room introducing himself and shaking hands*
20 minutes later...
T: OK *looks at the files on his desk* Hmm we have Caramon- HI CARAMON!! *waves* here for hmmm being a danger to society, publict disturbence and for trying to kill his brother Raistlin- Hey Raist your here too HIYA!! ok um let the session begin. Maija will be representing Raistlin and ...Caramon who's representing you?
C: Uh wait she's here! Just let me get her*walks out the court room, comes back dragging Laura*
L: NOOOOO but I don't want to be your representive!!
C: Come on! *drags her to the front*
L: Hmph *crosses arms*
M: Gah Laura how could you go to the dark side??!!?!
L: I didn't mean to! I lost a bet! *pout* Who knew he could drink that much!
T: Ok ^_^ Now let the case begin!
M: OK first I would like to call upon Raistlin, hehe
R: *walks to the bench*
T: Hiya Raistlin! How ya been? Wut's it like living in a dark tower by yourself, must be fun i bet you get all sorts of neat guest! So hows Dalamar? Good? Hmm oh not so good? hmm well Ohh now that you are master of past and present can you show me a magic trick, you know like making a demon appear? Or a fire ball come out of your hand? Please? Just a small one? No? fine you don't have to glare at me like that so-
Guard: *whispers into Tas's ear*
T: Oh ok, Raistlin do you swear to tell the truth nothin but the truth so help you god?
R: *in a very slient raspy voice* yes.
T: Ok ^_^
M: Ok Raistlin is it true that Caramon left you in the abyss to be tortured endlessly for years when he could have saved you at any point?
R: Yes he did *cough*
M: Hmmm and when you were little didn't Caramon let kids throw rocks at you?
C: I object!
M: Sit down fat boy! Now Raist did he?
R: Yes
M: Hmmm ok no further questions you honor
T: Hm? * looks up from rummaging through the guards bag that he somehow aquired* Oh ok.
*the jury begins to talk*
C: *whispering* Laura ask something! remeber I won the bet!
L: *sigh* ok, Your honor I have a few questions for Raistlin.
T: Ok ^_^
L: Hmmmm * paces back and fourth* Ok Raistlin now I have heard that you tried to kill you brother on several occasion is this true?
R: Yes *cough*
L: Hmmm and can you tell us why?
R: He got in my way *cough*
L: Hm fair enough but you still did try to kill him
M: I object, Raistlin may have wanted to kill Caramon sure, I bet most of you people want to kill him right now I know i d- uh I mean my point is that it's just sibling rivelry. Every sibling now and then wants to kill their brother and sister at one point, i do all the time! But he never actually comited it (whispers to Raistlin) *which you should have!* And beside Caramon tried to kill him too!
L: Yea i know Caramon your an ass! No further questions you honor.
T: *yawn* Ok
M: Hmm ok I would now like to call upon Caramon!
C: *walks to the front*
T: Ok Caramon do you swear to uh um tell the truth and nuthing but the god so help you truth?
C: Huh?
M: Just say yes!
C: Yes
M: Ok Caramon now, is it true that you made Raistlin suffer endless years of torture that no theropy will ever be able to cure him, to save you own ass!
C: N-no ! He would have destroyed the world!
M: Yea right and how would you know this???
C: Well I- I went into the future
M: A unlikely story!
C: I DID!! Tas came too remember Tas?
T: I did?
M: HAH ! I'm so sure you have no proof! Do you!?!
C: no..
M: Exactly! So you stupid ass not only are you a male prositute and left your brother to torture, you ruined his life dream, tried to kill him, tried to steal one of the few girls who like him, Crysania when you knew she loved Raist even if maybe he didn't like her, it's no excuse!!
C: I am not a male prositute!
M: HAH! so you admit that you did thoughs things to Raistlin!
C: I did not!
M: Yes you did bescause you objected to the male prositute first and nothing else meaning that you are more worried about what people will think of you instead of objecting to everything else you were accused of so it means that you DO admit you did these things to Raistlin!!!
C: 0_0
M: HAH so there you moronic pig who's ugly and fat!!! how can anyone like you? How could you hurt Raistlin, he is hot so you can go to -
T: Order in the court! *bashing his desk with the little gavol, finding it fun continues until the guard takes it away* (pout)
M: Uh no further questions.
C: (laura!!!)
L: *sigh* Very well *yawn* I have some questions you honor
