And so. Here we are in all our living glory...the complete guide to the Hugh's Crew. Drawn from a rather wide number of subjects, we're varied, we kick ass and we love one another to bits. Most of the time. Honest. And so, with no further ado, some introductions:
Andy, also known as: the Bigman, A+, Drew.
A frisbee master, simply coz he's so bloody tall. Also rows for the 3rd VIII, is ostensibly a mathematician/statistician.
We're not so sure. The provider of jokes and general entertainment. Is also shockingly ticklish and drinks blue WKD for
preference... Is going out with Jess, he's not entirely sure what's so good about the blonde linguist, but has survived thus
far. Apparently, they're too cute for words when together.
Catchphrases: oh fo sho, denied.
Laura, also known as Lar, the Welsh One.
Andy's best mate, and also quite a whizz at frisbee, coz she's quick. Well known for defending all things Welsh and being a
rugby nut, she's occasionally seen being a biologist. Sportier than you might think, she also cuts a mean figure on the dance
floor and holds more alcohol than you'd expect too. Currently seeing Paul, likes him lots. At least, judging from her
near-permanant smile. Provides Simpsons daily, as well as a TV in general.
Catchphrases: anything to do with being welsh.
James, also known as Milner or the Milman.
Well known for always delivering, this man is a frisbee and rowing god and beast. Basically, get him and the Bigman on the
same team and you may as well go home now. The result is already decided. He never seems to tire. One of the mellowest people
alive, his chilled out ness is infective, as well as his groovy moves at bops. Yet another biologist, he's well known for
avoiding MSN like the plague in order to acutally get work done. Is no stranger to the all-nighter. He can eat and eat and
eat, we're still not sure where it all goes.
Catchphrases: yeah, well in, pass it this way
Helen, also known as Hels.
A quiet one is miss helen, although i suspect still waters run deep. Has dated Tom and Andy, is apparently now considering
blind date. One of the obvious biologists, since she actually does work on a regular basis, this one can dance once you get a
few shots down her neck. Also beginning to develop pinball skill, although she's no Scoot yet. A good laugh, and legend when
it comes to pancakes. An archer also, so watch out!
Catchphrases: tarrabit
Tom, no nicknames...
In a break from a pattern, this one's a biochemist, and seems to do work some of the time. Well known for cuddling Laura's
bear, the obsession does however seem to have abated somewhat of late. His room is the meeting point for all bops, and as
such tends to host fairly copious amounts of alcohol. Still, he's a student. Good fun in general, he did consent to having
his legs waxed for the cross dressing bop, making the red fishnets look stunning. Also rows for the 3rd VIII, at stroke.
Catchphrases: a groan when asked by Laura to do anything.
Claire, again nicknameless...
One of those strange breed of people studying classics, which means she's here for four years. Lucky her. She cuts a good
figure as Princess Leia, and despite being fairly quiet, she's good fun to be around and brings at least a little maturity to
a group that would otherwise doubtless see Duplo as an art form.
Catchphrases: anything in latin or greek.
Sarah, also known as Dixy, Dixo, Pixiegirl.
The little blonde one, who does maths and is good at it too. Preposterously long hair, and a sickenignly tiny waist are the
first things you'll notice about her, after that she's funny, can dance like she's been doing it all her life. Pixiegirl
knows how to have a good time at bops, although doesn't yet seem to have learnt that tiny people simply cannot drink 10 shots
of vodka and expect to walking the earth and talking sense.
Catchphrases: genius, lord what fools these mortals be.
Alywn, no nicknames...
A cute cuddly biologist, but don't hold your breath girls, this one reserves his attention for the male half of population,
and at the rate he's going, he'll have had half the population by the time you read this. Is actually currently seeing
Francesco, but beyond "he's italian, and he's nice", we don't actually know anything about him. Alwyn does work, although
this seems mostly to occur at night, or the early hours.
Catchphrases: murmurs of approval at any display of male flesh
Rhodri, also known as Rodders.
Well, what can we say. He's a biologist, which is about as sensible as this profile is gonna get. Famed for close encounters
of the seal kind, this man likes his big spoon, or so I'm told. Inhabits some tiny hole in main building where he plays
electric six at unholy volumes. We're still unsure if he'd actually like to take you to a gay bar tho. Has a deep unending
crush on Rachel, maybe someday this century's greatest unfulfilled passion will come to be. As you may have gathered, he's a
bit odd, but we love him all the more as he's an individual.
Catchphrases: impressive, rhodri millions, you utter bitch
Stuart, also known as Cap'n Stu, Stu.
Our pirate captain, the one who guides us as we strive to take over the isis by force and plank. Owns two parrots, as well
as several sea monkeys in his fishtank of a wolfson room. Provides Simpsons when Laura is *ahem* occupied, as well as
superleague. Hails from Wigan, thus is contractually obiliged to eat pies, which he does on regular occasions.
Catchphrases: and then stuart wept, general whinging, don't turn off the game cube