*2. You have every English episode on tape
*3. You can sing along to the Japanese theme song, yet you don't know Japanese
*4. You consider dying your hair blue
*5. You actually do dye your hair blue
*6. You can recite entire episodes by memory
*7. Your lightbulb burns out, so you attempt to recharge it using your Jupiter Thunder Crash
*8. You are walking down the street and see a guy with pink hair, but it doesn't occur to you that pink isn't a natural hair color until someone tells you. (This actually happened to me!)
9. There is a guy at school named Darien and he is afraid of you
10. You *are* Sailor Moon, Luna just hasn't given powers yet because she wants you to live a normal life
*11. You throw birthday partys for the sailor scouts
12. You get on the internet for the first time and automatically type in Sailor Moon on Yahoo. When you find out that there's a Sailor Uranus, Neptune, and Saturn, you vow to take over DiC and get the rest of the series translated
13. You meet someone by the name of Jed, so you say to him: "Okay Jedite, I know who you are and what you're up to. I am Sailor Moon! And in the name of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!"
14. You visit a sick friend and attempt to heal him/her with your moon healing activation
*15. You write down the symbols on Raye's anti-evil scrolls on post-it notes and run around sticking them on people's foreheads
*16. You make these up from personal experiences
17. You run around in white sheets reciting Moonlight Knight's corny speeches
*18. You stay up until 12:45 every Saturday night to watch Sailor Moon on Toonami's Midnight run
19. Thanks to you, no one is allowed to carry roses, fake or otherwise, because they are now under the school's zero tolerance rule on weapons. (From Lunaboy's Sailor Mercury page, it was just so funny I had to put it up.)
20. You believe that the Sailor Senshi are real
21. You read the above and say, "Of course they're real, I should know, I'm one of them!"
22. Three lights: cool. Bare nakedladies (They mention Sailor Moon in their song "One Week"): cool. Backstreet Boys: Who?
23. You refuse to eat carrots, yellow-tailed tuna, nattou, eggplant, mushroom things, etc. because those are the senshi's least favorite foods.
24. You spend hours looking up at the sky, waiting for a pink-haired little girl to fall out of the sky on your head.
25. You stay there so long you get a stiff neck
26. You wear your Sailor Uniform to school everyday, even though your school doesn't require a uniform
27. You petition to have your school renamed to Crossroads Junior High, even though you're in college
*28. You can make a connection between anything and Sailor Moon
29. You can recite the names of all the Japanese episodes in order
30. You hang upside down on the monkey bars for hours, in an attempt to stretch your legs
*30. You suddenly start to think that you have a big nose
*31. Most of your friends don't recognize you without your ponytail
32. You manage to get your whole family hooked on Sailor Moon
*33. You writing a fan fic and it is over 100 pages long
*34. You can type the name of your favorite scout faster than you can type your own name
*35. You wonder how long it will be untill your hair is as long as Serena's
36. When watching the Wizard of Oz, you think that everyone in the Emerald city will have annoying laughs
37. You use up a countless number of diskettes because you saved your entire webpage, all the pictures you own, all your sounds, and go through 10 ink cartrages printing out your favorite fan fics because you're worried that Y2K might do something to them.
38. You figured it out! No, not you to do your hair like Serena, not even how to do your hair like Rini! But how to put it in Chibi Chibi's heart-shaped odangos!
39. You go around with your eyes wide open all the time, hoping that your face will freeze that way and you'll have anime eyes.
40. You're reading in your science book that Malachite (the stone) is always green, so you go up to your teacher and tell them that the science book has some wrong infromation in it. How they think he's green when everyone makes fun of his bleached hair?!
41. The people who work at your local arcade all think you're crazy because you come in every day and talk to the video games, then get mad when they don't talk back
*42. You think Rini's a cute little girl.
*43. You search the internet for a Safron fan club, hoping to find Melvin on the member list
44. People have been calling you Serena, or whatever the name of your favorite senshi is, (at you insistance) so long that you've forgotten your real name
45. You go the animal shelter and ask the person at the desk if they have any black or white cats with crescent moons on their forheads
46. In anatomy class, you ask you teacher where the star seeds, dream mirrors, and pure heart crystals are located in the body.
47. You have your name legally changed to Serena
48. You ask your teacher where they keep the I.Q. test records. Then you can look through them and the person with an IQ of 300 must be Amy.
49. All the Italian resteraunts in your area have restraining orders against you because you always go around stealing everyone's meatballs and putting them in your hair
*50. Every night when you and you younger sibling are brushing your teeth, you throw cups of water at each other screaming things like Deep Submerge! or Mercury Aqua Mirage!
*51. When you get a car, you only want a blue Mercury, a Firebird, a red Ferrarri, or a purple/blue Saturn
52. In fall, you spend hours raking up leaves, only to jump in them screaming, "Jupiter Oak Evolution!"
53. You meet a girl named Molly and her voice sounds normal so you say to her, "Molly, what happened to your voice?!?"
54. You get three holes pierced in each ear so you can be like Super Sailor Mercury.
55. You take up the harp, but your music teacher keeps yelling at you for always screaming Mercury Aqua Rapsody!
