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*56. You think that Star Wars is based on Sailor Moon. I mean, Jedi and Jedite, the Negaforce and the Force, not to mention that Princess Leia's taste in hair-dos is so similer to Sailor Moon's. *57. When you friends points out that Star Wars was made 15 years before Sailor Moon and maybe Sailor Moon was the copycat, you yell at him/her for even thinking such a thing.(Alina speaking:Yes that"him/her" was me.) 58. The local ice rink had hired guards to keep you out because you keep stalking all the girls with brown hair in ponytails. 59. You can sing the Sailor Moon theme song in five languages 60. You read the above and say, "Ha! That's nothing, I can sing in it SIX languages. Gomen ne nes su na ja kana kuta ...." *61. You been reading this far 62. You have done the impossible. You've turned a Sailor Moon hater into a moonie. Now for your plan to turn the whole world into moonies. MUHAAHAHA!!! 63. You see a girl with blue hair walking along the street and stop her to ask if she is really Sailor Mercury. When she thinks you're crazy and walks away, you realize that she was too tall anyway. So you call her back and ask if she has a little sister named Amy. 64. You go around giving everyone static shocks and tell everyone you're Sailor Jupiter. 65. You have gotten electracuted trying to be Sailor Jupiter *66. You are jealous of Michiru *67. You see someone doing their stocks by the name of 'sailorscoutsmom', and immediantly e-mail them and tell them that you think their daughter is cool. *68. You get mad when there was a question about Pokemon on Jeoparday, but there wasn't a question about Sailor Moon *69. Since your little sister has an uncanny resemblance to Avery and she always has been a little spore, you are convinced she is from the Negamoon. *70. You are listening to your Lunarock CD that you looked through 3 stores to find while reading this. 71. You have converted at least three people into moonies in the last two months 72. Your favorite food is carrots, but you think you can learn to hate them for Serena. 73. Before letting anyone photograph you, you always check to make sure that their camera doesn't have Neflite's sign on it. 74. When asked who your favorite actors/actresses are you say, "Terry Hawks, Toby Protactor ..." Halfway through the Japanese ones your friends interrupts you. "How about Leonardo DeCaprio?" You say, "Who?" *75. On January 6, your mom tells you that's it's an important day. You say, "Yup, it's Hotaru's birthday!" It's turns out it's you grandma's birthday. *76. You wonder if your grandma is Hotaru. She does have black hair . . . *77. Some Japanese students visit your school, and you are able to carry on a short conversation with them in Japanese. *78. You know this not because you are Japanese, but because you have watched so many subtitled tapes. *79. You buy a digital watch, just so you can see it turn 12:05, 6:30, 10:22, 9:10, 4:17, 1:06, 1:27, 3:06, and 10:29. 80. You have your nose surgically removed. 81. You have been to every Sailor Moon site in existance. *82. You temporarily forget that there are other shows on TV. *83. You can accomplish anything if you sing 'Carry On' to yourself. *84. You hear the song "My Women from Tokyo" by Deep Purple on the radio and just go crazy, thinking their singing about Serena. *85. After research on the band Deep Purple, you find out that they also have a song called Fireball. Oh the possibilities . . . Princesss Fieball, Mars Fireballs charge . . . *86. You think that Deep Purple must be Sailor Moon fans. The only problem is that they wrote those songs twenty years before the anime came out. Maybe Pluto let them through the time gate . . . *87. You live in California and vote no on proprosition 22 (Against gay people getting married) because it's against Neptune and Uranus. (Well I can't vote yet, but I would if I could, but I can't so I won't. :) *88. You have only gone about 2 weeks total in the last eight years without wearing your ponytail. *89. If you had three wishes they would be 1) that the senshi were real 2) that you were a senshi, and 3) that your favorite senshi/Tuxedo Mask was your best friend/girlfriend/boyfriend *90. You've memorized the song "One Week" and can sing along with it even though it's rap and they talk a million miles a second because you've listened to it so many times just to hear the sentance when the mention Sailor Moon. 91. You consider the possibility that you could've been a sailor in your past life, the resemblance is remarkable. Well, after plastic surgry that is . . . 92. You ask the name of the ring leader before you go into a circus, just to make sure it isn't Zircona. 93. Your house is like a zoo now. A black cat, a white cat, a gray cat, a rabbit (a usagi), a white poddle named fifi, and yes, even an inchworm. (Melvin would be proud) 94. You hang out at the swimming pool all day, hoping to see Michiru. *95. You freak out a little every time you met someone by the name of Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, Darien, Rini, Haruka, Michiru, Hotaru, Setsuna, Seiya, Taiki, or Yaten. (I have met an Amy, a Serena, and a Darien.) *96. You begin to wonder what you look like without your ponytail, but don't dare to take it out and find out (I'm going for the world record!) *97. While watching the credits to the movie, "Kiki's Delivery Service," you notice that the name of the recording supervisor is Naoko Asari. *98. While the credits for the Disney original movie "Genius" are flashing by, you notice one of the names is Beryl Cohen. You never knew there were so many Sailor Moon related people in show biz! *99. Your Star Wars crazed friend ::cough:: Alina, is rambling on about something when you catch the phrase, "imperial starfighters." You 'wake up' and say "Huh? What? What about Seiya?" *100. Now, songs like 'Moon River' and 'Walking on the Moon' by the Police take on a whole new meaning. 101: You think 101 Dalmations should be changed to 101 Tuxedo Masks. That way, you and your friends could all have one. :) 102: You like one of the starlights and you are a guy. *103: You like one of the starlights and you are a girl. *104: Even though there isn't a clock in sight, you always know when it's four o'clock. (excuse me, 4:30) *105: The only reason you like the song "Mambo #5" is because they say, " . . . a little bit of Erika by my side (One of haruka's rumored names was Erika) a little bit of Rita's (Andrew's girlfriend) all I need . . ." *106: You get your aunt to flash on the high beams on her car while you scream Venus Crescent Beam, Smash! *107: When watching a show the arena fills with mist, and you vaugely wonder if Amy might be there. |
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