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The Daily Cow

A Murderer Wanted
The cow in this picture is wanted for the murder of her husband's, cousin's, sister twice removed.
She is deadly. We are offering a 200 lbs. of hay reward in exchange for the culprit.
She is hazel colored and seems harmless. But she is extremely dangerous. So be very careful. She also loves to eat hay. So she would be attracted to anyone with hay in their possesion. So be on the lookout.
Thank you

Rich Cows
The group of cows in this picture are all very close friends. Every month they put their hay together and buy a lottery ticket. They certainly didn't waste their hay.They won the Dairyland lottery. The prize was 30,000,000 lbs. of hay. Now we know that four cows won't go hungary. One of the lucky winners said that when she heard the news she didn't believe it. Her friends exact words were "We won the dairyland lottery," Her reply was, "Bull." But then she was convinced and these cows became very happy

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Streaking Cow Spotted
The cow in this picture is a streaker. She escaped from the insane ward in the hospital. People have been searching for her for 3 days. She could be dangerous. Plus she is not appropriate for calves under the age of 13. It will make life a lot easier if she is caught and brought to the mental wardl.

Movies Appearing in the Theatre

The League of Extrodinary Cows 11:30a.m-1:30p.m.

Spidercow 12:00p.m.-1:30p.m.

Planet of the Cows 11:00a.m.-12:30p.m.

The Lord of the Cow Bell 1:30p.m.-4:00p.m.

Home on the Range 12:00p.m.-1:30p.m.

Pirates of the Cowibbean 2:00p.m.-4:00p.m.

Bend It Like Cowham 6:00p.m.-8:00p.m.

Shanghai Steers 6:30p.m.-8:30p.m.

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