| The Daily Cow |
| Page 3 |
| Joke Section |
| Joke#1- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Joke#2-What goes oo! oo! oo!? A Cow With No Lips! Joke#3-Why do cows wear bells? Because Their Horns Don't Work! Joke#4- What do you call a cow that can't give milk? A Milk Dud! Joke#5- What is a cow's favorite party game? MOO-sical Chairs! Joke#6- How do you make a milkshake? Give A Cow A Pogo-Stick! That's it for today! |
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