| Fanfiction Quotes Page Two |
| "I don't need this cap'n! Or your high quality pornography! I'm gonna go eat a spleen BIPPITY BOP!" |
| "Some of us don't have any trousers on. Please make way for the trouserless!" |
| "Anywhoosisms in frick-nee!, Percy approached a sign that read. It was a very talented sign. I mean, I'd like to see you read a sign. IN HELL!" |
| "Little school, not a lot of people have heard of it." Mr. and Mrs. Evans exchanged a look. "Yup. Our Lady of er... Health." |
| "You guys are like my family." said Lily, she thought overt it for a minute and said loudly, "Yes, Sirius, you are out Dad and Sarah, you are my mother." She said. Sarah looked at her as if she had gone insane. "And Remus, Peter and James.......are my brothers." "Making the fact that you're dating James not just disgusting, but incestuous." Remus put in. |
| "First of all Meredith, never take someone whose name is Billy-Bob seriously." |
| "Why is it always my fault?" asked James, moodily. "It's not always your fault," said Lily, "When it's not your fault it's Sirius' fault." |
| "I think your safetly is a more important then a few smelly bags, Sirius." |
| "We should visit her." "Translation: we should harass her." -Sirius and James |
| "James, is there a reason that we are keeping naked girls in our bathrooom?" |
| "No but she came in like a bat from hell." "She is a bat from hell." |
| "In response to a note received from Sirius Black, the Forbidden Forest cannot be renamed the Safe and Welcoming Forest Full of Happy Things." |
| "Word," said James. "Word to your mother." said Sirius "Word to your mother's oversized ovaries." said James |
| "....... And please refrain from doing your doggie stuff here." |
| She was wearing trousers. There had been so many miracles lately. |
| "Jesus Bloodly Christ!" |
| "Marshmellows! Honestly, he could've gotten worked up about something more meaningful, like sandwiches. Especially flying ones!" |
| There wasn't a single boy who walked the corridors of Hogwarts who didn't fancy the pants off her. |
| "What do you expect me to do? Run up to you, hug you and skip happily hand and hand through the grass with you?" |
| "Why should I believe you? You are just the most annoying little inner voice EVER!" |
| James, Sirius, Remus and Peter sat in the Common Room. Well, I should say James and Remus were sitting in the common room. Sirius was jumping around the place, attempting to, um, throw Peter across the room, because he was so "small and cute". |
| Jon: You lucky dude, you got to marry Alanna. George: Yes, but the gals had more hands up her dress than a Muppet. |
| "Wheres Jump?" Narrater: Will Kell find Jump in time, or will Jump roast in the Fires of Hell? |
| The Goddess: I'll smote you! |
| "The last time I had short hair I was four. I took a pair of plastic scissors and cut off all my hair and hid it behind the television set. I cut it so short it took me a year for strangers to stop wondering why my mother had dressed her son up in pink supersuits." |