| Fanfiction Quotes ok these are some things that I found funny when reading fanfiction. (yes, I know I'm a dork) I didn't excatly ask the authors if I could take thier quotes so lets just make this our little secret. |
| "Buy enough?" asked Sirius. "We're girls, Sirius," said Amy, "its what we do" "Lilys a girl?!" Sirius muttered. Lily hit him. |
| "You know, you could de-emphasize your glasses if you wore some thing larger, like France." |
| "Syrup is a funny word." |
| Ginny: Oh please, Ron was more probable than Harry Harry: What? What does that mean? Ginny: Well, I mean, we all know don't we? Harry: 'We all know' what? Ginny: That, um, 'your door doesn't swing that way'. |
| He shivered, all the warmth draining from him as he felt the pull of the moon. Remus: Yes, you see, I'm really just the moon's puppet. |
| The wolf inside him wanted to howl, but with human frustration and fear. Remus: You know, that really upsets me. Theres no wolf inside of me. I don't have MPD! Sirius: Of course not. He'd have clawed his way out of your stomach by now. |
| Here are some MST ones |
| "Sirius! Are you here? Sirius, please. Come on, answer me, this isn't a joke. Sirius!" His voice sounded shrill with panic to his own ears, but he didn't care. James: Any good hide and seek player knows not to fall for that trick. |
| ...heading for the disused greenhouses that the Marauders used as their main hide out. James: We have disused greenhouses? WHY was I not made aware of this? |
| Sirius Knew. Sirius: I am the Great Sirius. I know all! |
| A terrible thought came to him and stopped him dead in his tracks. James: The thought took out a gun and threatened Lupin, claiming it would shoot him if he didn't hand over all his money right then and there. |
| Draco: My fiction self just kissed your fiction self in front of the entire fiction school and you're complaining about the quality of the sentence! Harry: Welcome to our world Ron: Wipe your feet at the door. |
| "I'd give up if i were you Pete, you're not gonna beat him." James said laughing, "Not even if you cheat." Peter: And was the the clever little rhyme at the expence of my proper name worth it? |
| "What do you say we go inside, its fucking freezing our here?" James: Are you asking me if it's fucking freezing? Sirius: No, actually you're asking me. Remus: I'd like to know what, exactly, is so sexually frustrating that is has to copulate with a climical adjective. |
| James: Footsie? Oh honestly....... |
| Remus: Hogsmead? Is that anywhere near Hogsmeade? Sirius: It's Hogsmeade's seedy underbelly. |
| Peter: Apparantly book titles aren't capitalized anymore Remus: It's a sad sad day. |
| Remus: Gyrfindoors? Doors of the Gryfins? James: Just let it go, Remmie, just let it go. Sirius: Easy for you to say, your name isn't missing a vital syllable |
| "You were having singing sex with him." |
| Remus: I always look at Snape! but I'm not thinking: 'My he's attractive"! Sirius: No, you're thinking: 'My I think he'd go good with a white wine.......' James: Nah, red. Peter: I think you'd probably have brandy with Snape. Sirius: How do you figure brandy? Peter: Just seems right. |