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| Anyone who supports Charlton should gain great joy from taking the piss out of Palarse and Millwall. Here are some of my favourite jokes: |
| A man desperate at Palace's situation decides to top himself. In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Palace kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Palace kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family.' Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and Crystal Palace? A: OJ Simpson had some sort of a defence! Q: Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at Selhurst Park? A: It's the only place in the world with no atmosphere! Q: Why did God make Palace supporters smelly? A: So blind people could laugh at them too There was a Mamma bear, and Daddy bear, and a little girl that lived with them. One day the little girl went to the Daddy and said, "I don't want to live with Mamma, because she beats me." Then she said, "I don't wanna live with you either, because you beat me too. Daddy bear said,"Who do you want to live with then?". The girl then replied,"Crystal Palace Bears, because they don't beat anyone! Q: What's the difference between Crystal Palace's squad and a puddle? A: A puddle has more depth Q: What's the difference between the Palace keeper and a taxi driver? A: A taxi driver only lets in four at a time. Q: What is the difference between a battery and someone from Millwall? A: A battery has a positive side. Q: What do you call a Millwall fan that does well on an IQ test? A: A cheat. Q: Why did the Millwall fan get so excited when he finished the jigsaw after 6 months? A: It said 2-4 years on the lid Q: What do you call a Millwall fan in a suit? A: The accused Q: What's the difference between a Millwall fan and a broken clock? A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day! |
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