M O O S H R I M P ! ! ! Righty-o. I love being random. In fact, I am having to fight the urge soooo much right now to NOT be completely random. But I am going to do this like blogging. I will write a little random entertaining blurb, and you will read it or die. But nothing slow and painful because that's mean. But not as mean as clubbing baby seals to death. Because baby seals are cute and fuzzy. Like my teddy bear. Except I couldn't club him to death. Not that I would club anything to death. I wouldn't club anything for anything for that matter. Well, if you paid me a lot of money, I'd probably beat an inanimate object. Or that kid in second grade who broke my crayons... That was mean... People shouldn't break each other's crayons. I'm going to go cry now. And I'll cry more if you don't read my blog-like ranodm blurbs. Phobias Orange Lymric Facts about 23 Oxymorons Hosted by www.Geocities.ws