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The study of Stupid People
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Recent studies have shown that people in America are becoming more and more ignorant every day. In some places like Arkansas it has become an all out epidemic. In fact, throughout most of the land known as "The Ozarks" many stupid people have been discovered.

SPS (or Stupid People Syndrome) Can effect a person in many ways. Much of this activity can be seen in people known as hicks, red necks or hillbillies.

(NOTE: IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CONTACT A DOCTOR AS SOON AS POSSIBLE)

1.Having the back of you neck oddly red colored.

2.Collecting giant dinner plate sized belt buckles

3.Getting the sudden urge to boot, scoot, and or boogie.

4.Considering joining the KKK for good job experience.

A hamster was found dead in his Beverly Hills town house early this morning by close friend Bob Obo. The hamster's room showed signs of a strugle and foul play was suspected right away. There were finger prints on the running wheel that were studied but police have yet to find a suspect. They do however believe that the killer has also been mugging people in the park. Finger prints from various victims match the finger prints found at the scene of the murder.

When questioned about the death of his friend, Bob Obo said:
"Why would anyone kill him? He was a nice guy, he never hurt anybody! He saved my life once you know...."

An autopsy report revealed the cause of death to be strangulation. The repoet also revealed that the hamster had last eaten portions of a carrot before his death.

As for the muggings in the park, there have been 12 all together. Each time the victims would have cheese stolen from them. One women states that she was asked to drop the cheese and walk away. Well whoever this criminal is lets hope he is but behind bars soon..for the sake of all our cheese...

Funny word of the month: Sausage

You will see this word around here alot. This is turly a funny word, and not in the way you are thinking. The very sound of it is funny "Saus-age". If an "es" is added onto the end it becomes even funnier.....Sausages!

Now add another word to it. A word equally funny and also weird, like the word "raw" Now say it with me "Sausages RAW!" now, was that not funny???