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| New Mayor! |
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| The brand new mayor of Simcity stepped up today and was welcomed to the mayors office with loads of happy residents face's. After the old mayor decided he had enough with the non-stop UFO attacks and hurricanes he decided to drop dead! With the new mayor in the chair, hes going to make Simcity a much better place with the planning of Simville. He wants to bring the city up to a whole new level before it drops into the developing city's again. |
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| New mayor celebrating with his wife |
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| More Breaking News |
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| Yet Another UFO Attack! |
| Earlier this week the residents of Simcity cried for their lives once more, after yet another UFO attack.The mayor was calm about it, but he got up from his chair and left the mayors office, maybe for good, or maybe not, we do not know, but we do know why. We caught up with the mayor to ask why he had left, he said he was sick of wasting the city's money on repairs of the buildings damaged during the attacks. "We need many more things that we just cannot afford after all these repairs. Practically every week I must spend the precious city's money on repairs due to these attacks from outer space. Just last week I had got builders to repair the central city skyscraper, then after this weeks attacks, the good repairs that I had paid the builders to do, were just a complete waste of time and money, because now there is no central city skyscraper! |
| Note: This interview was of the last mayor before he quit. |
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| New Jail In Simcity! |
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| Last week, after weeks of construction, the Simcity police force annoucded thecompletion of the Simcity jail. The old one burnt to the ground last year, so the criminals had to be put in the neighboring Simville jail. So, what does this new jail mean to the citizens of Simcity? Well for one, there will be tighter security on the streets, in airports and public places. |
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| Did you gnome? |
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| Did you gnome? |
| Gnomes just like me can be brought to life in Makin' Magic? |
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| Contact Information |
| -Justin |
| The New Simcity jail on Mulberry Street |
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| Sports |
| Breaking News |
| Simsville looses 3-0 |
| Simsville team manager, Terry White was totally flabbergasted when his team, Simsville lost the simcup to Simcity. They are now out of the league and the cup will now be going to Simcity or Simisle. Simsville's star striker Adam Millisim was injuired during the match and the team blame him for loosing, they say he should of been more careful, but he simply said he was trying to avoid the pigeon droppings that were about to land on his head. White doesn't blame Millisim though, he blames the rest of the team for giving up and not trying when there little smasher Millisim was escorted off the pitch on a stretcher. Who will win the cup now? It certainly won't be Simsville. |
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| Neighborhood News |
| New Trailer Park in Simville |
| Today the mayor of Simville announced the opening of a trailer park on Jules Lane. Now you can be unlukcky renter of one of these run down leaky trailers for only $250. When you rent one of these trailers you will be given access to the communtiy pool and 2 basketball goals. All of the trailers come fully furnished and ready to move in. |