| Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin laden and Uncle sam are out walking together one day. They came across a latern and a genie poops out of it. "I will give you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie. The canadian says. "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also be a farmer. I want the land to be fertile in Canada." With a blick of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. Uncle Sam asked, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet think and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out-It's virtually impenwtrable." Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water." |
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| The Preacher's Children There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congragation and asked for a raise, after much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when ever the preacher's family expanded, so did his pay check. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation desided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's pay. There was much yelling and bickering anbout how much the clergy's additional children were costing the church. Finally the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "having children is an act of God!" Silence fell on the congregation. In the back of the room, a littleold man stood up and in his frail voice said . . . "snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much we wear rubbers." |
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