| Martin the Short was indeed short. So short that he had to go to midget bars. One day a mighty tall midget picked a fight with Martin, and Martin is a pussy, so he lost. And on top of that he was barred from all midget bars in London. He lives in London. He is french. Martin the Sort was french. Martin had to go to big people bars now. He had one of those tall chairs to sit in. And then he was called to the stage, no reason, everyone laughed. Then he got mad and set the bar on fire, he didn't know he had flaming mind powers. Probablly because he didn't. He used his lighter. Then the cops came and he was cornered. He had no choice but to... |