| Martin the Short Knew he was tiny so he decided to dart in between the legs of the nearest officer. But he ran into that officer and fell down. That officer was also a tad bit small. And female. She liked him and let the charges go. He only burned about fifty people. The two small people fell in love. And then they went to a midget bar, in England. A large midget approached Martin and tried to start something. He was with Cindy (the small officer lady) and didn't want any trouble. So he... |