| Helga the Shemale Viking drew back her hand and gave Bacon a good slapping. He immedeatlly vomited on his favorite fire. Then Helga and Salmon rode of into the sunset. But it was still only 2:00 p.m. so Helga suspected evil. She dismounted the Salmon just as it grew to the size of a Large Mammal ( though it wasn't ). It began to growl ferociousley as it threatened her excistence. She urined in her pants and then decided to... |