| Helga the Shemale Viking retrieved a rock from her handy dandy utillity belt, and tossed it at the Salmon king. It hit him in the eye and hurt him. He began to scream in pain, which caused a random large icicle to fall on him and spear him. He twiched and convulsed. The villagers laughed with glee and then ate it. Then Helga ate the now fattened villagers and gained considerable weight. She apollogized to Bacon, married him, and forever sat on his couch. |
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