| Helga the Shemale Viking was pillaging a paper mill one day when a salmon fell from the sky onto her head. It hurt. She yelled " Schnell! " And so the fish obeyed and became her loyal pet of which she rode to Camelot. There she met with a wizard named Bacon. He told her that raw meat makes you crap, and then he told her that some day her Salmon friend would become a great master of evil and destroy her. She considered for a moment and then decided that she would... |