Sure, #Moncton has it's supposed set of "rules", such as "Don't A/S/L publically", "Don't advertise other IRC channels", and so on....But we think that there exists a set of unspoken rules that have more truth to them than some people are willing to admit. Listed below are just a few of the more prevalent "unspoken" rules of #Moncton.
If you agree and want to contribute another rule, please do. If you don't agree with these rules, you just wasted 10 minutes of your life reading them. HAH!
Rule #1: More dick sucking means getting ops faster
Rule #2: Insult channel operators at every possible opportunity....count the number of seconds until you're banned, and then try to get banned even faster the next time
Rule #3: If you go for ugly guy ops, you're going to move up in life
Rule #4: Internet dating and cybersexing is openly encouraged
Rule #5: Be completely insensitive to other people's feelings
Rule #6: IRC naked or wear a dirty pair of underwear (it's sexier)
Rule #7: Quote every music lyric that comes to mind
Rule #8: If you're not cool, you're a-ok
Rule #9: Always keep one hand on the keyboard at all times...keep the other hand free
Rule #10: Use lots of bright colors and ASCII pictures.....we love that stuff!
Rule #11: A/S/L (Age/Sex/Location) everyone and everything
Rule #12: It's not a pick-up channel, but the ops can do it freely
Rule #13: It's okay to offer money for sex over IRC
Rule #14: Ugly people rule this place and therefore are the coolest
Rule #15: Talk about your genitals in explicit and graphic detail
Rule #16: Even better, talk about your sex life (if you actually have one)
Rule #17: Masturbate frequently (see Rule #9)
Rule #18: All topics must be stupid and make no sense to anyone but the ops
Rule #19: Get IRC girlfriends that are much younger than you
Rule #20: Three words - IRC WHILE DRUNK!
Rule #21: The level of respect you receive is equivalent to the amount of space on your hard drive
Rule #22: The large majority of IRC people are really fat and homely looking. If they tell you otherwise, it means they have severe psychological problems instead of being fat and homely looking.
Rule #23: You can't be an op in #Moncton unless you've dated/had "some form of intercourse" with at least 3 girls who IRC regularly
Rule #24: To be a female op, your ratio of scalp hair to ass hair must be equivalent
Rule #25: Act as desperate for sex or for a boyfriend/girlfriend as you possibly can while on IRC. It's bound to attract someone's attention!
Rule #26: Female ops must vehemently deny when they dyke out
Rule #27: If you manage to become a #Moncton op, take close-up naked pictures of your crotch and freely distribute it among #Moncton members.
Rule #28: All meetings must take place in reserved rooms (i.e. basement room at Dooly's) so as not to frighten the "norms"
Rule #29: If you get banned more than once a day, it's because you make the ops insecure
Rule #30: If an IRC'er sends you a picture and they're hot, the picture isn't real.Rules submitted by ScrewDriv:
Rule #31: If you are married and are a #Moncton regular, you WILL become divorced.
Rule #32: If you are single with no standards and are a #Moncton regular, you WILL get married (but unfortunately to another #Moncton regular)
Rule #33: Excessive amounts of exclamation points are encouraged.
Rule #34: Proper spelling, punctuation, grammar, and use of capital letters are frowned upon.
Rules contributed by: pearly, [Someone], Graphite^, Feneant, Ice^Queen, cork
Think we forgot a #Moncton rule? Then by God, e-mail it you whiny bastard!