You've reached Mojave's WOW page (Words of [pseudo-] Wisdom). You will,
I promise, find something to offend you--so browse at your own risk! Most are
taken verbatim from my journals over the years and are, to the best of my
knowledge, all by me (which is rather unfortunate on occasion). Contradictions
run rampant...

Someone said once that you can't step into the same river twice. Well, I don't
know about that, but I do know that you can't read the same WOW Page twice...
These are constantly being added to--so check back often!