Sex, Women, and Relationships
Women who are opposed to pornography simply want men to think more like them--like women.
Strip clubs: There is something so right, so appropriate, in lust-crazed men throwing money at women in various stages of undress.
Romance: the ultimate chronic disorder.
For women, the next best thing to actually being a gay man is being willing to talk endlessly and enthusiastically about how great gay men are.
Tasteless Web aphorism: build a better porn site and the world will beat off at your door.
Only be the Nice Guy if you can't be anything else--and if you enjoy solitude.
Watching the truly talented jerk in action is a beautiful thing.
Relationships serve to remind us that we're alive--and then make us wish we were dead.
The idea that men and women can be friends is theoretically possible--just like the humane communist state and nuclear fusion.
Most relationships are the movie you know the ending to.
The only thing worse than trying too hard is not trying at all. Maybe.
Feminism has not failed. It has simply succeeded to the point where it can be taken for granted.
Too much of our current feminism is nothing more than an intellectual totalitarianism.
Romance is the ultimate reductionist worldview: when under its influence, it is the only thing in the world.
Holidays are really just an elaborate prank pulled on the single and miserable.
Girls can smell desperation like dogs can smell fear.
Remember: It takes considerable skill and discipline to be a prick.
Women, when it comes to the criteria that really matters, are, compared to men, vastly superior beings. And men tacitly agree with this assessment every time they acknowledge their frustration at not understanding the language of the opposite sex. Hence the rage--and all too often the violence.
Girls are an aristocracy--utterly untouchable.