| SUNDAY... Medieval Times, Toes, and much MUCH more of the same... As Sunday approached Lasso and I got up a couple hours after we had gone to bed to go to church. Still don't know how I was coherent... Then we came back, had breakfast with Gumbie (where Gumbie and I were duly entertained by my sister finally showing her true crazy self) before getting dressed and heading back to the hotel to meet everyone else. Then it was onward to Medeival Times, complete with Lords, Ladies, horses, Knights, and Wenches. (This is supposedly Gumbie's dream job. *eg*) And yes, we eventually made our way back to the hotel for the 'more of the same' part.Let me start with quotes from breakfast and the car Sunday morning... Hmm, where to begin, I don't know... my sisters aspiritions in life? 'It's my dream to live in Italy on an olive plantation and have hot naked Italian men squish them WITH THEIR TOES! (I kept leaving this part out of the story, supposedly the toes were very important to my sis) And when I'm rich I will buy a shack for Laura and send her notes on my goat. And she can have a telescope to watch the naked men squish olives.' - Lasso 'Nah, I'll have hot Itailan men of my own, and they won't be squishing olives.' - laura This of course got Lasso thinking... 'When I drink wine am I really drinking feet?' ok... A little background for the next one. Lasso and I were 'fighting' one day (and not as long ago as you might think) when I had her in a headlock. She threatened me, 'Don't make me take off my socks!' and when I didn't relent proceeded to take off her muddy, sweaty soccer socks and whip me repeatedly. We told Gumbie of this when I at one point threatened my sister with the same phrase. (It's become a sort of signature saying for us.) Apparently Gumbie took a liking to the saying because at one point, when Lasso was trying to convince Gumbie that she was weird for *not* eating her donut with a knife and fork like her I think, Gumbie turned to Lasso and said...'I don't have any socks on right now but don't make me take them off!' - Gumbie 'That's absurd! That's like meeting a hot guy in the street and saying I don't have any underwear on right now but don't make me take it off!' - Lasso Once in the car, Gumbie remarked how strange it is that my ignitiion is on the floor console of my car, between the two front seats. 'Yeah, engine is in backwards too... What can I say, those silly Scandivanians, they do everything different!' - laura 'They do *everything* different, eh?' Gumbie 'So you're Scandinavian?' Lasso to Gumbie. Don't ask... and she's a History major too... *shakes head* Well, you might have thought my sisters antics would cease when we met the rest of the group. Nah, too comfortable at this point, she decided to sign everyone's postcards when we got to the hotel and keep us amused as well. 'I'm sicker than a rat's ass' - Lasso 'Huh, how is a rat's ass sick?' -laura 'Well, would you want to touch a rat's ass?' - Lasso 'No but...'- laura 'That's because they're sick!'- Lasso I really don't know what to say about this one. I'd tell you this is normal conversation for us but I don't know if you would believe me. After a little sibling squabbling came this lovely quote... 'But you inspire me! I needed a target growing up!!' - Lasso to me explaining why she and my brother played so many pranks on me when I used to babysit them. OK! Enough! Now that you got that lovely window into my world I will move on. Everyone having arrived, we hopped into the cars and headed off to Medieval times. the next few quotes occured during dinner and the show... 'I'm defecting' - Chre when she saw the White and Black Knight enter the stadium. 'I don't need to defect!! Our's is cute!' - said me, upon the entrance of the Red and Yellow Knight. 'You'd make a very nice wench!' - laura to Gumbie after she shared her thoughts on a summer job. 'WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY!' - Jinx, Lasso, laura and Gumbie to our knight after he lost a challenge. Just so happens, he heard us, and threw us the first flower, as well as commented in it later. *wink* And then of course.... back to the hotel, for the 'more of the same' part... 'Willy, put some pants on!' - Gumbie to the TV during Simpsons. 'I just can't go and ask for two tickets to 'Snatch''. - Gumbie. Aftermath of that statement need not be mentioned. 'Only for you would I put my arm in there' - Chre to Jinx after digging her out a beer from the cooler. 'There's always room for Taco Bell! Screw Jello!' - Chre. As much as Parsippany is lacking in fascinating things to do, we do have a plethora of restaurants, from gormet to well, Taco Bell. *g* 'Coke will do a lot of things!' - Really, like what Bren? *g* 'I need something to play with' - Hawk 'Can you play with yours?' - Jinx ... well Hawk, can you? *g* I felt something cold and wet between my legs.' - Gumbie. Aww, do I have to tell? So much more fun this way! *g* Fine... this was about a beer on the floor that Gumbie knocked into when she slid off the bed. And last, but not least, lest you think we *didn't* play, the following are from the charades game that night. 'I'm trying to think of all the f-ed up things I've seen lately' - Gumbie, while trying to come up with Charade clues. 'I'm still on the bush' - Chre during Gumbie's crazy 'poisioning pigeons in the park' Do I need to explain? Park. Bush. Where our minds remain. 'C-jinx-ius???' - Chre was close *giggle*... It was C-ur-ious! As in Curious George. And that brings Sunday to a close.... |