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No, you may never have a donut.
You can't have anything that's round with a hole in it.
No bagels! You can't even have lifesavers.
--Dennis Leary
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5.17.02
They messed up my bagel AGAIN.
(Refer to journal entry of April 12, 2002 for previous bagel woes.)
I said, slowly and loudly, "I would like a plain bagel with provolone and tomato, please."
I did not even SAY the word "cheese" on PURPOSE, to avoid confusion.
So I get back to my desk, and I have a bagel with tomato and CREAM CHEESE.
If I wanted a shmear, I would have asked for a shmear.
They get it right about once every five times. So it is POSSIBLE for it to happen.
I am going to get them to CONSISTENTLY make my bagel how I want it if it kills me.
I think it might kill me.
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